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DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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Aro
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

DonutArnold wrote:
Look what you did, you broke TB! #evil

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MT
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Where is that one from?

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Aro
Alcohol Fueled


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Twisted Insurrection staff forum.

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Bako'Ikaporamee
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

What? No, I've never heard of them. It's Russlish.

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Destiny
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Quote:
. We've been on this long enough to learn, there's no way to please everybody.
I am Team Black, and I approve of this design.

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Orac
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Location: New Zealand

PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I think that the most facepalm inducing quote I've read would be:
Liten wrote:
What´s "Facepalm"???

No, seriosly, what´s facepalm???


facepalm.

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Liten
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Joined: 29 Sep 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

YaY!!! My Post Very Happy

But seriosly, what´s facepalm???

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Bako'Ikaporamee
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Break-down of a face-palm:

1)Grimace or have a sad, sad expression of failure.
2)Make sure your hand isn't tense.
3)Apply hand directly to face; best done covering one side of face and part of accompanying section of forehead.
4)Make sure the one who invoked said face-palm is aware of your action.

There you go, Liten.

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Team Black
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You can't build a building with a building that builds buildings, but you can build a building that builds an MCV that builds into a building that builds buildings.

alternately:
Icyson wrote:
You can't ztype a ztyper with a ztyper that ztypes ztypers, but you can ztype a ztyper that ztypes an MCV that ztypes into a ztyper that ztypes ztypers.

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Orac
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Team Black wrote:
You can't build a building with a building that builds buildings, but you can build a building that builds an MCV that builds into a building that builds buildings.

alternately:
Icyson wrote:
You can't ztype a ztyper with a ztyper that ztypes ztypers, but you can ztype a ztyper that ztypes an MCV that ztypes into a ztyper that ztypes ztypers.


I'd missed that one. I did hear his Microsoft Sam explanation. I wonder whether it counts as a PPM saying?

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Team Black
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

of course it does #Tongue

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Roaches
Cyborg Commando


Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Location: Modding other games.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

TheRatsInTheWalls wrote:
A what? SAM? You mean a cube that fires rockets? Because I don't get that Counterstrike talk.


This one made me laugh a while ago, its somwhere in the MV forums. Laughing

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areaSZ
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Location: Korea,south

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

the origin of building building was me!

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Team Black
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

yes ma'am, I just expanded it a bit #Tongue

this one was also you:
Quote:
"That's one small question for man; one giant leap for spammer"

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Dutchygamer
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Joined: 18 Jun 2005
Location: Dordrecht, the Netherlands

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

An epic one:
Sindri wrote:
GEORGIA IS FULL OF BULLSHIT, RUSSIA IS COOL GUY! NOW GIVE GAS FAGETS!

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daTS
Mr. Moosey


Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

lulwut?

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Dutchygamer
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Joined: 18 Jun 2005
Location: Dordrecht, the Netherlands

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I keep finding them:
Crimsonum wrote:
This is RTS. We play them to CRUSH cities with our nukes and slaughter civilians with flamethrowers. Raaargh! Blood and guts!!!

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Crimsonum
Seth


Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Location: Fineland

PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

That's just epic. Who could say something as brilliant as that?!

^___________^

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SMIFFGIG
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Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: Great Britain

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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gufu
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Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: Tiberium Research Center N27

PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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AltomareXD
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Joined: 22 May 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ok, I can't get this out of my system:

iloo wrote:
Yes, I love cheese.

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Deformat
Defense Minister


Joined: 17 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

At an MSN convo:

Me:He was the man
Albrecht:So was adolf
until he lost
Me:No
He could have done WAY better things
He studied religion
He could've become a priest
Yet he didn't
He made WONDERFUL paintings and sketches.
If you could've seen them...
Albrecht:brilliant guy, how about we use him to replace jesus?

That was purely epic

Another one:
Me:You'd wanna be there,wouldn't you? #Tongue
Albrecht:any hot girls?
Me:Pfft
Yeah
Albrecht:I'm buying my ticket to bucharest now, can you get me a taxi?
Me:xD

Another one:
Albrecht:if men are 60% logic, 40% feeling and I'm 80% logic 20% feeling
Women are 60% feeling, 40% logic
Me:Yeah
But in some cases its different
Sometimes men are 20%logic,40%feeling and 40% beer #Tongue
we're 60%, logic 40% feeling and almost all of the logic can be temporarily replaced with beer #Tongue

That's all.I saw they are worth.

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partyzanPaulZy
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Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Quote:
Sometimes men are 20%logic,40%feeling and 40% beer #Tongue

ROFLMAO!!!

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freedom fighter
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Lexa wrote:
Why is He fingering us?



I couldn't leave this one out! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing ROFL! ROFL! ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMAO!!! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

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Aro
Alcohol Fueled


Joined: 10 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

partyzanPaulZy wrote:
Quote:
Sometimes men are 20%logic,40%feeling and 40% beer #Tongue

ROFLMAO!!!


Who the ztype said that? #Tongue The percentages are way off.

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Team SomeGuy
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

It's more like 50% beer, 40% logic and 10% feeling.

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Lt Albrecht
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Location: Hampshire, England. Creating RA2: Moscow's vengeance

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Eva-251 wrote:
Tesla Tank is very serious business, I insist!

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Aro
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Joined: 10 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

GDI Jamie wrote:
It looked like LEGO, I didn't know it was a voxel


Laughing

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Deformat
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Joined: 17 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Aro wrote:
partyzanPaulZy wrote:
Quote:
Sometimes men are 20%logic,40%feeling and 40% beer #Tongue

ROFLMAO!!!


Who the ztype said that? #Tongue The percentages are way off.


Um,me #Tongue

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Roadwarrior
Energy Commando


Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Oklahoma

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Lexa wrote:
My genitals are tingling. Something is wrong here.

(TS)Hyper wrote:
Those infantry are so small im afraid one of them might run up my ass

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freedom fighter
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

hotrods20 wrote:
DONE


Epic one-word quote :3

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Dutchygamer
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Location: Dordrecht, the Netherlands

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

freedom fighter wrote:
hotrods20 wrote:
DONE


Epic one-word quote :3

I don't want to remember him Neutral You see iloo's 'cheese' quote in this topic?

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AltomareXD
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Joined: 22 May 2008

PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

What about it? xD

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Ixonoclast
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Location: Somewhere up high.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Quote:
Ricardo zei (22:09):
hey youre on your phone right?
Josh - Bored of waiting, I'm gonna get off my ass and do something else zei (22:15):
Auto Message: I'm using a Web Messenger. MessengerFX.com
iPod touch
Hate the bloody thing and anybody who
finds the idea a good one
pplease send help!!!!!!

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ArvinCool
Tiberian Beast


Joined: 01 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Can any1 gues who said this?:

Quote:
Curl up and die, you f*cking retard

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Deformat
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

DUNK!

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AltomareXD
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Joined: 22 May 2008

PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

"I'm Boxers. What are you?"

Laughing

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freedom fighter
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Deformat wrote:
Aro!WHO ATE YOUR FACE?!!


Just to stop this quote from being the attention of that thread, if you wanna LOL or say,"WTF?" about it, do it here...

Seriously D, WTF?

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Deformat
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Joined: 17 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I thought I said that quote,not DCoder... #Tongue

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AltomareXD
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Joshy wrote:
Yeah, but if you start with something like this, you'll end up like Deformat.

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partyzanPaulZy
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This one will be legendary. Laughing

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suraj_geddam98
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Location: A red zone, helping the Scrin. Posts:100000000

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

DCoder wrote:
We're having another "post the obvious" competition and nobody bothered to call me?

Can't remember the exact words, but I saw it in somonone's sig.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Nod32 wrote:
NOOBS SHUD BE QUIET!!!!!!


LOL!!!

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206UE
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Joined: 07 Jan 2010

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

"Well he made the first non-buggy RockPatch. Before him it just IE'd all the time, reconned etc." - OmegaBolt

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Aro
Alcohol Fueled


Joined: 10 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

If you find that funny then I'm sure you'll find this hilarious:

Pudding.

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Team Black
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

here I was thinking I missed some kind of inside joke Confused

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206UE
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I f0und 7hi5 funny 700.

"Also, about the GDI sidebar, the Aro keys (harharhar) are going to be changed and the Radar screen may be changed too, I'll let you know when there's an update." - Aro

50, why 42ミ y0u h47in6?

*EDIT*

4c7u411y, I did find "Puddin6" 70 3ミ 4 1i771ミ funny. Z7ypミ, I'm 4 z7ypミ.

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Crimsonum
Seth


Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Location: Fineland

PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

>_________________________________________<

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Aro
Alcohol Fueled


Joined: 10 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I'm not hating, it's just not funny. #Tongue

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