Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Location: DAS BOOT IM DER OSTSEE
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject:
You are a die-hard fan if...
Nod fans can identify with this,cant we, Brothers?
10:You call other Nod fans 'Brothers'(Sisters).
9:You think that all Religions are wrong except the Technology of Peace.
8:You have said one of the following: 'Kane Lives In Death' 'Peace Trough Power' 'For the technology of Peace' 'For Kane!' 'For the Brotherhood(of Nod)'.
7:You cheer when you see Seth get killed in TD.
6:You dispise GDI,Never play as GDI,or just ignore them totally in C&C.
5:You shun the U.N. for supporting terrorist acts against Democracy, and against Kane.
4:You have a Shrine of Nod in your backyard.
3:You ask,"Why the hell does TS even exist?" because you never bothered to play the GDI missions in TD.
2:You want to blow up the International Space Station,and claim that it is an orbiting Ion Cannon,intended for world domination.
1:You cheer with the Noddies in TD-TS-Ren whenever they cheer.
For you GDI scumsuckers...
10:You wonder why the U.N. Does not just use an Ion Cannon on the global hotspots of the world.
9:Whenever near an Airfeild, you shudder from disgust, afraid a C-17 will come along and drop down a Nod vehicle.
8:You write letters to the U.N. asking for them to put Kane on the world's most wanted terrorists list.
7:You write letters to the USA asking for them to put Kane on the top 10 terrorist list.
6:They do it.
5:You will not buy your wife that emerald enegagement ring, for fear of Tiberium exposure.
4:Helicopters that fly overhead make you nervous.
3:You critisize the film GoldenEye for ripping off the Ion Cannon Satellite.
2:You think the Commando (RMBO) exists,and you launch a manhunt with your GDI pals to find the mysterious man.
1:You ask 'WHY THE HELL DOESNT THE U.N. JUST USE THE MAMMOTH TANKS?! FFS,N00BS.'
You need to get away from C&C now if you fit these symptoms...
10:You can hum the whole 'Act On Instinct' theme from memory,and know all of the words the people say.
9:You chant 'No,No,No!' and other 'lyrics' to the other songs.
8:You critisize Ufologists(sp?) and SETI for calling the Scrin 'E.T.s'.
7:think that Disk-Shaped U.FO.s are going to blast you with protons.
6:You consider Generals to be Live news coverage of the 'War On Terror'.
5:You begin to get stuck to your computer chair.
4:You do not fear killer asteroids. only ones with green rocks on them.
3:The words 'ThunderStorm' make you think 'ION STORM!!!', and make you run for cover.
2:Consider Red Alert 2 just a bad dream.
1:You mod the games. _________________ PPM's Reichstrollfuherer, 236th Trollenparties brigade. QUICK_EDIT
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