Command & Conquer: Tiberium Catastrophe!

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Alexander "Killerratte" Schützner and his friend have posted very funny Command & Conquer related movie at New Grounds, few days ago. Command & Conquer Tiberium Catastrophe makes fun of the Tiberian Dawn universe, from weird GDI commander, to incompetent MCVs, pussy Grenadiers and lots of explosions.

You'll see some weird things too, like an inovative way for construction yards killing annoying soldiers (yea, no joke... Construction Yard kills!), how to crush your grenadier friend to blow a buggy and movable obelisks of lights. I can't tell more, otherwise I'll give it away.

We really recommend this movie for some great laugh. Watch it HERE and have fun!

Havoc · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject:

It's killing me.

"Woohoo, I win! *splat*"

CCHyper · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Apr 2005

lol this rules so much, i have even saved it to my computer #Tongue

Renegade · Guest

Seen it through PCNC's link already, hilarious. Laughing

Trivia fact: The German part near the end, what the nod troopers say, is from the German dub of Full Metal Jacket, from the boot camp part, where the privates are jogging through the base.

Ickus · General **Joined**: 25 Nov 2002 **Location**: @__@

Construction Yard's gone wild and those dirty nod tactics. Laughing

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j4m3sb0nd · Commander **Joined**: 10 Nov 2004

lol, its awesome. Very Happy

gufu · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:30 am Post subject:

German... I knew thats were Nod came from(No offence!)

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Zodiac · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:46 am Post subject:

This is the funniest thing i've seen for a while!

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ruptioner · Disk Thrower **Joined**: 25 Nov 2005 **Location**: wales

Dude thats realy funny pmsl, they should realease a whole movie id liked the bit when the mcv kills the bloke Smile

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

gufu wrote:

German... I knew thats were Nod came from(No offence!)

Not quite, if you have a look at the end of the soviet campaign in RA1, and the soviet insignia from Renegade 2's concept art, you will see that nod came out of crushed soviet russia.

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NOD-Kane and Brotherhood · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: Very fun!

I was nearly dead! It was so funny!
hey McGuyver came with his pocket knife! So FUN! Laughing

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Clarkson · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject:

Nod didnt come from the Sovetsky Soyuz. Nod's a right wing religious group which claims its leader is the messiah, yet so many people say Nod is a 'BUNCH OF FUKKIN COMMIEZ!!1 LOL!1', when Marx/Lenin/Stalin/Engles' thoughts would be on the total opposite page of the political spectrum. Westwood was too vauge with connecting RA and TD, so RA's probably best thought of as an alternate reality...

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EVA-251 · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:19 pm Post subject:

I like how they use so many Quake 2 SFX... Lol! This is so funny...

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Cadre · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject:

Kane is Egyptian, so Nod obviously originated in the middle east. Hence the pyramids, scorpions, obelisks, all very Egyptian. I can guarantee you won't find any of those things in Russia. But there is no doubt that Russia was absorbed into Nod later on.

Clarkson · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject:

Kane is not Egyptain, its hebrew, i beleive, but Russia didnt get absorbed, either. Russia IS at the time of TD a member of the U.N. and is SHOWN ON OFFICIAL WW MAPS to be a member of the GDI alliance. Russia also was a G8 member(or was it G7 during TD?)

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Cadre · Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject:

Yes Russia was part of GDI early on, but through the years Nod influence grew and eventually tore allies from the GDI. As for Kane the name is Hebrew, but his nationality is egyptian.

Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

umn, a 4000+ years old excistance cannot realy have a nationality (if you've seen the end of TD and TS:FS, you'll now what I mean)...

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

Nod came out of russia, kane was seen all around the soviet campaign, and, at the end, killed the lady who killed stalin etc etc etc... And, kane's nationality is not the point, although I havent seen it mentioned anywhere by westwood. Non-soviet russia joined the GDI.

If you have a look at renegade 2's nod insignia, it's a soviet sickle, turning into a scorpions tail at the end.

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

true, but that's only the russian part of the Nod. Nod has been, and is a global organisation, it didn't born in a specific place, but Soviet union brought the power for it.

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christophski the great · Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject:

damn thats funny s**t! Very Happy

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Elerium-155 · Commander **Joined**: 07 Mar 2005

It's really funny, but the maker is an asshole, check the reviews Sad

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Lone Wolf807 · Soldier **Joined**: 28 Apr 2006

woa thats a big ion cannon and the con yard can sqash soilders if u put 1 near it and set up its funny

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Worm4981 · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject:

the NOD soldiers sing some german verses...

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ORCACommander · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject:

I have only one thing to say: ROFLE

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Red Dragon · Cyborg Commando **Joined**: 23 Feb 2006

Me too. but wasn't there another topic about this in the offtopic area?

Anyway, it was very funny indeed

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Apex · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:11 pm Post subject:

I thaught it was funny, OMG!!!

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daTS · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject:

Damn, I cant get to it! Newgrounds is blocked under the 'adult' catagory!... not cool.... I want to see this too. Somebody upload it somewhere like.. here so i can see it!

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The Killer · Light Infantry **Joined**: 18 Feb 2006

LOL It Was Funny

Von Kriplespac · General **Joined**: 01 Sep 2004 **Location**: Somewhere

Red Dragon wrote:

Me too. but wasn't there another topic about this in the offtopic area?

Anyway, it was very funny indeed

Indeed there was, but very classic this Flash definatly was...while you guys are there, hit Thing Thing 3. Twisted Evil

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Now.

BTW, the new Harvester for C&C3 SUCKS!!!

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject:

mice16 wrote:

killed the lady who killed stalin

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Stalin was killed Colonel Stavros.

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

No no the Soviet campaign, where he was killed by Nadia.

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Clarkson · Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject:

Ok idiots. Back on topic. Its called a caidence, its what you sound off with when marching to keep your mind busy. I should type up some of ours. And let me own all you who think RA-TD are connected.

The United Nations was formed to prevent somethign as horrid as Hitler's reich from existing again.

There is no Nazi movement(successful one, atleast.) without Hitler, without Hitler there is no Third Reich, without a third reich there is no European front. Without a european front, no world war, hence, NO NEED FOR THE U.N.! Leauge of Nations still exists as far as the game is conceerned!

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inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: God

Lol
when i watched this last last year(i think) , it surely cracked me up and i watched it 10 times, at least once a day.