Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:28 pm Post subject:
LETS ROB A BANK
Alrite guys and girls and Tapek. Lets all pretend that were going to rob a bank, BUT be verry seriouse about it like as if were realing going to rob a bank. The bank were going to rob is 'Halifax'
Rules:
1. No goign off topic
2. If your sat around the table planning to rob this bank then you can't pussy out.
3. Don't fock with me.
4. No breaking the rules.
If you want to join the table of 'Planning to the rob Halifax then say soemthink like *Banshee takes seat 3* or whatever
SEAT 1: TerroR
SEAT 2: Penguin
SEAT 3: Hellfire
SEAT 4: Wilson (sk8erkid)
SEAT 5: no1
SEAT 6: kopaka649
DAY ONE
TerroR is sat around the table lookign at the plan veiws of Halifax. He notices there are FIVE spare seats for people that want to join him to rob Halifax. TerroR goes to make a cup off coffe in the kitchen. Last edited by TerroR on Sun May 04, 2003 7:03 am; edited 10 times in total QUICK_EDIT
DAY ONE
TerroR re-seates at his seat and he finds 'SEAT 6' is broken.
"WTF IS GOING ON" TerroR shouts out to himself
"Oh well" terror says to himself and then continues sipping his coffe... QUICK_EDIT
DAY TWO
TerroR has ran out off coffie so he desides to go down the shop to buy some more and he hopes that someone will be sitting in one of the seats when he returns. QUICK_EDIT
When he returns, a penguin is sitting in one of the seats. Terror looks at the penguin, and the penguin looks at terror. Terror glances at an open tin of penguin mints on the table in front of the penguin, then looks back at the penguin. The penguin glances at the mints, then back to terror. Terror glances at the mints, then back to the penguin. The penguin motions to the mints.
"Want some?" the penguin says, pushing the mints toward Terror.
"Should I ask?" terror asks.
"I have a person grudge against the city of Halifax, and anything with the same name," the penguin replies, popping a penguin mint in his mouth. "Name's Tux." The penguin extends a fin. QUICK_EDIT
DAY TWO
"Alrite Hellfire and penguin. Were short on members so we'll have to wait a little longer for soemone. When we have at least one more member i think we should..."
"OMFG" Hellfire interupts
"What hellfire?" TerroR asks
"The Penguin is dead" Hellfire replys
"How can u tell?" TerroR asks
(and someone takes on from here) QUICK_EDIT
DAYT TWO
TerroR: Helfire u n00b. Alrite form now on if any1 dies only i say if there dead alrite?
Helfire: Sir yes sir!
Penguin: Ya.
TerroR goes to the kitchen to make coffe for himself and helfire.
TerroR: Penguin what do u drink? QUICK_EDIT
Penguin: I have a hip flask. *pulls out a flash and drinks some vodka*
Hellfire: You're a Russian fish?
*at The Bank!*
Kane: *is sitting in a chair looking at a questionable magazine, his shotgun is laying beside him on the floor*
Kane: ooh baby, just like that *flips the page* Hoo mama!!
Tapek: What the hell are you reading??
Kane: Computer Gaming World *points to magazine open to HL2 article* QUICK_EDIT
OMG IM TEH PIZZA GUY I ILIEK GIVE YOU GFUYS PIZZA AND LIEK I HAVE TEH M4D RP SKILZ AND I LEIK HAVE A PIMPALS BECUASE IM TEH PIZZA GUY BYE _________________ Green FTW omglol QUICK_EDIT
Hellfire:(Sulking) Whyed he hav to call me a n00b. Like your tounge was hangin out eyes rolled back, and u weren't breathin.
Penguin: I was practicing for our job.
Hellfire:(Still sulking) Oh, well that kinda make's sence.
TerroR: Here's your coffee.
Hellfire: Oh sorry didn't I tell ya I only drink tea.
TerroR: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT.
hellfire: Bahhh don't matter I'll drink it anyways. _________________
All hail me
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Sk8erkid walks in, takes a quick look around the perimeters, and sits down.
Sk8erkid: Hello, I'm here for the job.
Terror: You think your up for it?
Sk8erkid:Yesssss...
Terror: Do you have a name?
He looks around again before responding
Sk8erkid: It's Sk8erkid... but from here on out i will be known as Wilson from safety procations...
Hellfire: Whatever floats your boat sk8e-- err Wilson QUICK_EDIT
Tapek: Is the new security system in place?
Kane: Is it?
Tapek: I was asking you.
Kane: Oh...
Tapek: Well?
Kane: What?
Tapek: The New Security System.
Kane: What about it? QUICK_EDIT
Tapek: arrgggg, never mind ill check myself.
Kane: Check what?
Tapek walkes away from Kane and goes to check if the new security system is in place and to do other stuff
DAY FIVE AT THE TABLE
TerroR: Alrite looks like we have enough people. We havn't got enough time to intoduce ourselves or to check if any of you are undercover cops so lets move on. Sk8erkid urr i mean Wilson i want you to go to the bank tomorrow at night time and find out some ways we can pass the securit system. And find out about the guy that patroles the area, i want to know everythin about him, the way he walks, what hand he j00's with...EVERYTHINK.
Wilson: Sure thing TerroR, what about the penguin and Helfire whats their jobs?. And do we have any guns?
Penguin: Whats a gun?
Helfire: ahh shit, the penguin can't use a gun, he has no fingures... QUICK_EDIT
Hellfire: Ya there better be a big gun for me or some one might end up gettin shot by my small one.
Wilson: I want a gun to that security gaurd prolly has a gun.
Penguin: Hey why hasn't anyone told me what a gun is yet. _________________
All hail me
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DAY FIVE
TerroR: What so u can heal us if we get shot or sumthink?
Helfire: And like cast spells?
Penguin: *flap flap* I can heal, sadly i can't cast spells. QUICK_EDIT
Penguin: *dissappears to go practice his martial arts skeelz*
Howed we go day 5, 4, then 6
Hellfire: Hmm if we had a tank I could blow a hole here as a deversion.....then take that wing out with C4 , and then we can walk in the front door shoot everyone and.........
TerroR: What the hell are you talking about we tryin to do this quietly, thats why Wilson is off casing he place.
Hellfire: Well if we want to do it quietly we can use our disapearing penguin to blow up the powerplant rendering the security useless. Plus no one will be worried about a bank robbery after the power plant explodes, especially with that diamond museum in town.
TerroR: We'll se what everyone else says. _________________
All hail me
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[b]Day 6[/b]
DeathRay2K walks in, puts his bags in the corner, and sits down.
Terror: What's in the bags?
DeathRay2K: A bazooka, a machine gun and a laser. Oh yeah, and a timesheet for the bank. I used to work there... Then that damned Tapek came along... That frugenhausefferstishy... _________________ QUICK_EDIT
kopaka649 walks in
terror: hey
kopaka649: whats the plan?
terror: umm as of the moment we dont have one
kopaka649: WTF!?? This calls for a shower! penguin you done in there yet? QUICK_EDIT
Tapek: We just found reports that a small organization is planning to rob the bank
Kane: Who's in charge of this corporation?
Tapek: Terror. hahahahahaha!
Kane: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
Tapek: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Kane: *Maniacal laughter ensues*
Tapek: Oh dear. QUICK_EDIT
Kane: So who is TerroR?
Tapek: Only the greatest theif in the world.
Kane: Oh, nothink to worry about then?
Tapek: Listen, i'm gonna give you a gun for when they arrive. You know how to use a gun rite?
Kane: I think so, just aim aim and push the trigger rite?
Tapek: I think so.
Kane: So when will these robbers arive?
Tapek: I'm not sure tomorrow, next week, never, i dunno.
Kane: What? QUICK_EDIT
Hellfire pulls a remote out and a couple of pounds of C4
Hellfire: Hahahaha this will be good. Ok penguin take out that power plant, now.
Penguin: K
All of a sudden the power plant up the street blows sky high.
Hellfire: Good now time to take this bank out.
TerroR: Shouldn't we do it quietly the whole point of blowin up that power plant was to make them think there would be a robbery at the diamond museum and so we can by pass the security.
Hellfire: Oh ya.
Hellfire pulles out a huge squirt gun that seems to have been modified to squirt liquid nitrogen. He squirts the wall up and down for about ten minutes.
Hellfire: K hit it with that sledge hammer.
TerroR: Will do.
TerroR smacks the wall down.
********inside*********
Kane: Hey the lights do go out that sets the mood. Hey what the hell my comps gone dead how am I supposed to look at porn now.
Kane grabs flash light then pulls out a magazine.
Kane Welll this old thing will have to do. _________________
All hail me
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Tapek calls the police and has Terror, Sk8erkid, Tux, and Tratos arrested for attempted robbery. (We had security cameras, fools)
TSI gets on front cover of newspaper. Statue of Tapek erected, can be seen from space. Tapek given Nobel Peace Prize. Kane given Evil Bald Award.
Terror and Co sentenced to life in jail. Tux and Tratos managed to escape, and sk8erkid died from a knifing incident. Terror remains there and it is thought he will remain until the end of his days. QUICK_EDIT
Poloce women: Sorry no smokin and if u meant that some way else you'll hav to wait till u get bac to ur cell.
TerroR: Hey ........
Hellfire blows the interigation room's wall off.
Hellfire:TerroR you in hear.....Damn it don't tell me I blew up the wrong room again.
Hellfire pulls out blueprints and then walks to the next interigation room.
TerroR: What the hell was that.
Police women: not sure.
Hellfire blows up the next interigation room.
Hellfire: TerroR You better be in here or so help me god.
TerroR: DOn't worry I'm here.
Hellfire: Good now get the hell out here.
TerroR: fine. _________________
All hail me
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LETS ROB A BANK
