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Best way to kill Locusts
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inzane krazy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:36 am    Post subject:  Best way to kill Locusts Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Blargh, seeing as to how many countries are infected with Locusts, I'd like to know how you would kill em :3

Ill say.... KILL IT WITH FIREEEEE!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Tesla.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

get a mac

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

lol

SACRIFICE THE MACS! BURN THE LOCUST WITH MACS!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I guess a nuke or two would do fine...or a flamethrower, cryogenic freezer, liquid nitrogen, 1:10 scale SA-2 SAM Site, 1:8 scale Patriot PAC-3, 1:7 40mm Bofors etc.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

bofors... ur doomed :p

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This is weird to do, but I'm actually linking TO Tiberiumweb FROM Project Perfect Mod. Ironic, in a way.
Anyhow, Locusts are just big Mosquitoes, right?
And to kill a mosquito you need a Weapon of Mosquito Destruction
The real deal. Further down the page is a bunch more ramblings from The Economist. Very interesting, actually.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I think Locusts are more like grasshoppers that travel in swarms. They eat like a mother ztyper, so the best way to kill them it hit them where it hurts; thier food. Lace some food with some poison and leave it out, you should be able to wipe alot of them out.

They also don't fly out night, I don't know exactly why, but it's a good idea to go out very early morning and kill as many as you can while they are on the ground, not moving.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Well, 3rd world people and Chinese eats (and some others) them, so I would suggest getting them into some traps (those locusts) and sell them (damit, now those Chinese traders will do that #Silly ).

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I prefer my Lancer and Longshot, and frag their holes as they emerge.

Just me though. XD

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Best way to do it:Burn your house and you'll never ever have problems with them Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

It is easy. Put a plate of cake on a table, and put a blue portal in front of it. Then put the orange portal right in an incinerator. The locusts will be tricked by the cake into a fiery death.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

eat the locusts. all of them.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

let them eat you! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Eat locusts eating you.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

lol XD

portal ftw! xD

obtw, Orac, weapons of mosquito destruction, does that happen to involve bug-repelling-nukes?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Small-scale vacuum bomb.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I'd like to see that in action #Tongue

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Take a dip in a vat of glue. Then get out. When they come stick on you, they won't escape. Then call yourself Mosquito-glue man.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

i suggest to smoke them. Smile

in my country you can find many insect fry shop around corner of the road. [locust , scorpion , silk worm is example ] some farmer even crop the corn to feed them instead sell the corn.

you can fry and eat them with sauce as the snack and i want to say, it taste doesn't bad just do not eat it too much.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

EWWWWWWWWWW, I remember seeing a documentary about insect eating at Discovery channel once, and i was like..... @_@ and soon after wards: ... with a big huge ewwwww on my face :S

They mentioned that there are Insect markets all over China @.@, people just run out to the forest, grab some bugs, fry, then sell, some guys are even full time hunters for bugs >.<

obtw, they have Insect restaurants all the way in Britain that serve cockroaches with chocolate as dessert :3

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Except meat from vertebrates I eat only meat from crustaceans.
I have problems just imagine me eating something mollusc*
either insect , also I hate offal (I can't get it into stomach).

But many Asian and African nations** don't have problems eating insect.

*bivalve, octupus, etc. - many Europeans and Americans like them, not just 3rd world nations
**or aborigines - not only those from Australia

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I'm sure they taste fune, it would be the crunchy shell and the legs that I couldn't go with..
I'm already that way around sea food

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Mmm...Smoked insects...Send me some Holy. #Tongue

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

WTF?! Please, respect mother nature. Them Locust need to eat too you know (if they're a nuisance, why would God create them in the first place?)


DaFool wrote:
I think Locusts are more like grasshoppers that travel in swarms. They eat like a mother ztyper, so the best way to kill them it hit them where it hurts; thier food. Lace some food with some poison and leave it out, you should be able to wipe alot of them out.


You do know that they eat mostly our crops. Lacing crops with poison is a BAAAAAAD idea...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You lace the ones they're likely to eat or early harvest/burn the crops in their path to starve them to death. Either that or you let nutcases like me loose with flamers in the early morning.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Lt Albrecht wrote:
Either that or you let nutcases like me loose with flamers in the early morning.
Nothing better than wasting some fuel upon a bunch insects. Oh, and then they are going to eat you alive. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

hey gufu, hows your mod doin? i haven't seen much progress

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Quote:
they are going to eat you alive.
Grasshoppers eat plants, muppet Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Holy_Master wrote:



Honestly,I think those stuff are pretty tasty.I mean it.I'd buy some,if I'd find them fresh Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

BLARGH, I would eat loads of them if I ever thought insects weren't disgusting, but......

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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God create them

Ok, whether or not we think an omnipresent force/being/bearded dude with a son who preached peace created the universe I think we can agree natural selection created grasshoppers.

However, natural selection did not create vast praries of food for the grasshoppers to feed on. Hence, it's our fault #Tongue

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

inzane krazy wrote:
BLARGH, I would eat loads of them if I ever thought insects weren't disgusting, but......


not everyone can stand to eat every insect. i feel to disgusting on some of them too but the insect like Grasshopper and Silkworm is Ok for me. [but it must be get fry before ]

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

We could get Survivorman from Discovery channel to eat them all for us! And Bear Grylls

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

WHOO, GO BEAR! I remember him eating that grub XD

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