This is about MEN

Ixonoclast · Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject: This is about MEN

This goes out for those MEN who played CONTRA, the most BADASS game ever created by MEN.

In that game you take revenge on aliens who attacked MEN, so you destroy them with BADASS weapons.

Also, playing it on HARD turns you into a strapping young strong MAN, regardless of your age and gender. Really.

Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Dude, these were and still are teh most badass games evar.

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Vefbl4 · General **Joined**: 07 Feb 2007

Well that really is an ACTION game.Love some of their designs.

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GeckoYamori · Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject:

SNES was for pansies and fat plumbers. The real men played Contra Hardcorps on Sega.

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DaFool · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006

I only beat Contra once, it was Co-Op with me and my dad. I died killin the boss, but my dad lived, and mocked me as the ending played. "Look at that helicopter! I'm on it, and you just got blown up on the island.

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Ixonoclast · Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject:

GeckoYamori wrote:

SNES was for pansies and fat plumbers. The real men played Contra Hardcorps on Sega.

Hey, I didn't wanna die already.

inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: Sketchpad

I played Contra on the gameboy >.>

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Team SomeGuy · General **Joined**: 18 Aug 2006

You mean Contra was supposed to be hard?

It was unplayable without the Code.

inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: Sketchpad

Team SomeGuy wrote:

You mean Contra was supposed to be hard?

It was unplayable without the Code.

Quote for truth!

obtw, the PS2 version of Contra was srsly fucked up, well, there were alot of PS2 versions iirc, particularly, one of them made buffed the GFX up out of the original and made bullet hell even worst, and far by, they added disgusting faces to every boss as the next one you fight #Tongue

and another one...had a talking dog.

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Bittah Commander · Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject:

I played Contra3 (the same version as in the video) on ZSNES (a super nintendo emulator for the PC)... I beat singleplayer, but to be honest I seriously doubt I'd have been able to without quicksave #Tongue

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inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: Sketchpad

Cheater D:

I dont have saves on the Gameboy D:

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AltomareXD · General **Joined**: 22 May 2008

Hah! I still have my 56 lives code on mah GBA!

inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: Sketchpad

WTF HAX, but wait, WHICH contra do you have?

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Pepzi · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject:

I played Probotector, which is the EU version of Contra. Does that count?

Bittah Commander · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:33 pm Post subject:

I never did figure out what the difference between players A and B is btw... Does anyone know?

inzane krazy wrote:

Cheater D:

Well, with the 2 levels displayed in the video it's still doable, but after that it's close to impossible to finish all the other levels with only 4 spare lives (not to mention how unbearable it gets having to start a level over again every time you die). So yeah, quicksave FTW Razz

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Regulus · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:02 pm Post subject:

REAL MEN PLAY CONTRA ON HARD! I'M A REAL MAN!
HUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! (flexes)

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DaFool · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006

I beat Contra on Coop with no cheats.

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EVA-251 · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject:

I nearly beat Contra 4 on normal. NEARLY.

But what they say about this game is true. You play it, and by the time you put it down, you have grown a beard. Its just that manly.

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Dark Templar X · Commander **Joined**: 26 Feb 2009

Contra? Please. Beat Silver Surfer on the NES and then I'll consider you a man.

Apex · Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:00 am Post subject:

Contra 3... I beat it from Easy to hard in one go without saving. There is a way to cheat without cheats though for those smart people.

First level(or any level without flying/vertical attacking enemies), find a spot where enemies can't reach you but still spawn at an edge of the screen infinitely. If yolu have the homing missiles you can stand there and let the fire button be held down, eventually you will get a huge amount of lives from all the points from kills. Did this with an SNES emu so I could use the speed-up key to get 2000% of the normal speed Very Happy

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I really don't like playing it on an emulator. I got fucked up sounds Which was most notible when firing the rockets or the A10(?) napalm strike on the first level. The controls are also fucked up with a keyboard and I don't have any computer gamepads.

Never played many games on the NES. Only ever played some golf game and the duck hunt/Super Mario combo.

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Volgin · Commander **Joined**: 07 Mar 2009

Which version of Contra will cause the most pubic hair, chest hair, and longest beard growth? I need to get my ass into Valhalla asap. I'm whipping Contra Hard Corps out and assuming this is right.

Ixonoclast · Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:55 am Post subject:

Volgin wrote:

Which version of Contra will cause the most pubic hair, chest hair, and longest beard growth? I need to get my ass into Valhalla asap. I'm whipping Contra Hard Corps out and assuming this is right.

Hard Corps has a 50% to cause massive beard growth, 50% causing complete organ failure.

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN LIFE!

inzane krazy · General **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006 **Location**: Sketchpad

Ixonoclast wrote:

IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOU DIE IN LIFE!

Geez, playing it on hard makes you burn your house down and grow a beard at the same time xD

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