Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject:
My Screenshot Story
Ok, well, I decided to write a quick story of what happened whilst I was kicking back, playing Retro today, with pictures. So, enjoy:
1: First I assembled a team of 5 stealth tanks, 5 devil's tongues, and a subterranean APC full of chem spray infantry and Slavik. We met up at the snowman to devise our plan. The snowman greeted us and informed us that he was f*cking cold. He told us they stuck him out in the middle of Antartica, and that he'd rather be in Jamaca, where at least he could melt happy... f*cking Antartica.
2: Next we headed out to the base. The subterranean units burrowed under, whilst the stealth tanks waited to jump in at just the right time to draw fire for them. Unfortunately that plan didn't really work.
3: So, all hell broke loose... And we started firing at random shots. I wondered if I'd ever see my wife and childeren again. Or Mr. Snowman. Then I remembered it was my men who were doing the fighting, and not me. I poured myself some hot coco and maintained my cool.
4: The men were crying for backup, and the meteor storm went for the harvesters... Stupid thing... So I sent in a cluster missile.
(to be continued in next thread)...
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5: The cluster missile arrived, and exploded directly over the target. Since the MCV still wasn't at 100% health, it was all too easy to take out.
6: Next, I grabbed my elite team of flame tanks, heavy tanks, and... You know, I forget what the hell all kinds of tanks there were, but there were a bunch. Anyhow, I sent them in to finish the job. The recon bikes went in first to draw the fire. And, well... we'll miss them.
7: After taking out the key important structures, I was trying to figure out what to attack next, but then I saw it... A horrible bug, gasp, no, 2 horrible bugs! Both of them on SMIFF's beautiful new repair bay. So, we gunned for it, to rid the world of this abomination to the best mod ever.
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8: After concentrating all of our remaining fire on it, but still taking heavy damage from the lasers, we managed to destroy all three of the vehicles that were on it at the same time.
9: Then with our last tank left we managed to destroy the bugged repair bay! The natives rejoiced, for this disgraceful bug would never again beguile their humble settlement.
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10: In their cellebration, the natives put on a heart-warming fireworks display. I continued to sip on my hot cocoa, and watched the fireworks as the destroyed the remaining half of the base. War is hell.
The End.
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