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tekka warrior
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 7:54 pm    Post subject:  Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

They said , that in 2012 the world was going to end......they can barely predict the weather  Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

YES

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tekka warrior
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

It even makes a little sense, doesn't it?

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

One prediction was based on superstition, intuition and misinformation, the other our current scientific understanding. No one attempting to predict the weather said the world was going to end.

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Had the predictions of the end of the world had the same accuracy as the weather report, I would've been worried. :S

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

And they get paid just to predict the weather...

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:20 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

What i meant in prediction, was weather report  not exact predictions,and yea i know it was fake, cause i have faith in God , only people who are faithless are stupid enough to believe it......its just a joke, nothing serious at all.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I think the real joke in this thread is the absurdly late time in which you choose to share the hilarity of the situation with us and that you refer to the people ("they") who announced and believed the world would end to be in a similar category to the meteorologists of today. I guess your encore was stating that only people who are faithless are stupid enough to believe that the world might somewhat end due to strange predictions, because that's a concept no religion ever has touched upon has it? I have a funny feeling the ancient civilization that made these predictions had their own faiths before our more modern superior ones came along so they themselves were not faithless.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Their faith involved mutilation and human sacrifices... but yeah, it was faith nonetheless. The greatest evil is often done in the name God after all.

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Morpher
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I wasn't really addressing any particular religions or practices they may have participated in, but the point of:

tekka wrote:
cause i have faith in God , only people who are faithless are stupid enough to believe it


Is ironic, as the original belief comes from a civilization and culture which was highly religious so thus obviously had a faith of some kind and believed that the world would come to some sort of "end". Faith in a "Judgement Day" is the same type of concept and people who are faithless are probably the least likely to believe an omnipotent / unexplainable power is going to end existance. Anyway, now is not the time nor the place for a religious debate, I was merely pointing out that the topic wasn't very funny due to being poorly thought out and some rather silly words.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Well, this is an intelligent thread if I've ever seen one.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Morpher rised the intelligence level by at least 100% Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Bravo, bravo.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Morpher wrote:
I wasn't really addressing any particular religions or practices they may have participated in, but the point of:

tekka wrote:
cause i have faith in God , only people who are faithless are stupid enough to believe it


Is ironic, as the original belief comes from a civilization and culture which was highly religious so thus obviously had a faith of some kind and believed that the world would come to some sort of "end". Faith in a "Judgement Day" is the same type of concept and people who are faithless are probably the least likely to believe an omnipotent / unexplainable power is going to end existance. Anyway, now is not the time nor the place for a religious debate, I was merely pointing out that the topic wasn't very funny due to being poorly thought out and some rather silly words.

I was aware of that and I agree. My post was mainly meant to be a counter to the same sentence you quoted (which implied that faithful people are somehow better than faithless people).

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tekka warrior
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:18 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Well didn't see that coming... i was just trying to make a joke but i guess it didnt work out so well .......my apologies.Its odd how it went from a joke to something serious,but everytime i post something offtopic or similar, i get hunkered down with bad comments and remarks for pete's sake, cant someone make one mistake at least!? jeez...ive had it!! You guys have taught me well , that its not worth making a mistake here.

@Zero 18.......Am i supposed to be laughing at your stupid post? you cant get any stupider or lamer can you?

@Aro ..........Intelligent thread? oh please i ask you to watch what youre saying, cause you really aint being respectful...

@morpher:I understand but i think these people here saw a lame joke for the first time in their lives...

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

There's no ill intent towards you here from anyone (yes including me), but when you post an opinion on a public forum you open it up for criticism whether you have bad or good intent. All we're saying is consider what you post Wink

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

tekka warrior wrote:

@Zero 18.......Am i supposed to be laughing at your stupid post? you cant get any stupider or lamer can you?

Sarcasm

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 4:00 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

-_-

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ah, I got a bit carried away, since I'm mainly anti-religional and your post somewhat implicated that the ones who believe in god (while you didn't even specific the god, I just assume you talked about the christian/jewish/islamic one [which are the same]) are more intelligent then the other ones (both the atheists, which I am one of them, and people who believe in an ancient religion).
It wasn't out of ill intent, I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue

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tekka warrior
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Who me or morpher was expressing himself well?

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Nordos wrote:
I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread



We can't be having nice vocabulary on the internet. Don't make me get the ponies involved.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Bittah Commander wrote:
Nordos wrote:
Bittah Commander wrote:
Nordos wrote:
Bittah Commander wrote:
Nordos wrote:
Bittah Commander wrote:
Nordos wrote:
I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue
I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue
I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue
I merely wanted to state, that Morpher used, funnily enough, a very good vocabulary in an internet forum. I didn't see anyone else expressing himself that well for a long time #Tongue


Morpher

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:17 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

OK jeez you dont have to be rough about it.

@Aro .............Oh then again watch what youre saying., you just proved to me that you get even more stupid by the minute.... i feel sorry for you!

MORPHER,MORPHER, I GET IT!!!

OH MY GOD ! IVE HAD WITH YOU GUYS, I AINT POSTING ANYTHING ELSE HERE ANYMORE JEEZ!

AND MAKE FUN OF ME ALL YOU WANT, I DONT GIVE A HECK!

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

MORPHER FOR GOD!

Also don't take anything personally here:

a) you don't know what kind of intention the writers really have behind their words, things can sound much harsher than intended.

b) it's just a modding forum, so who cares.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I took into consideration the morphing Morpher suffered from multiple morphing anthropomorphisms under his mesomorph body. Whilst other morphing animals in TO were morphing normally, Morpher's anthromorphisms were similar to tapeworms.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:41 pm    Post subject: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Thanks bolt!
At least someone proved to me whats going on with you guys.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

LOL, religion.

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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

"Sarcasm" LOL,Science  Laughing, Sorry I had too xD



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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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@Aro .............Oh then again watch what youre saying., you just proved to me that you get even more stupid by the minute.... i feel sorry for you!


Morpher.

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Indeed.

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:09 am    Post subject: Re: Here's a little joke Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

tekka warrior wrote:
They said , that in 2012 the world was going to end......they can barely predict the weather  Laughing


They Mayan calendar ended with the Year 2012. 2012 was the end of a civilization's calendar. That is all. So lets make a new one.

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

4StarGeneral wrote:
ponies

Did someone say ponies?


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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Reinforcements have arrived !!

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

What the ztype

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I'm outta here.

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

this is all I gathered from this thread:

'Morpher Pony will bring Judgement Day in 20xx with science bitches.'

now...is this correct or did I miss something along the way?

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

No Morpher Ponies.

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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ixith wrote:
'Morpher Pony will bring Judgement Day in 20xx with science bitches.'

"Science bitches will bring Judgement 20xx with Pony in Morpher Day." #Tongue

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Morpher wrote:
No Morpher Ponies.

What about mighty morphing power ponies!?


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This heresy shows no limits #Tongue

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Conspiracy hijack!
Moonlanding is a hoax!


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You can't Morph a Morpher with a Morpher that Morphs Morphers, but you can Morph a Morpher that Morphs an MCV that Morphs into a Morpher that Morphs Morphers

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Leave the Morphing Construction Vehicle out of this Team Black.

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This is beginning to remind me of The Smurfs...
"I would like to smurf you in the smurf later, to smurf your smurfs out."
"I would like to morph you in the Morpher later, to morph your Morphers out."

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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Somehow the smurf variant sounds more vulgar.

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