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hellfire
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:38 am    Post subject:  High School Exams Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.


Got it from a friend thought I'd post it here

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Banshee
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Joined: 15 Aug 2002
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
Iraq war... they sent you a mail with anthrax #Tongue
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TS
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Joined: 23 Aug 2002
Location: California
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
LMFAO!!! Hellfire that was too funny Laughing

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hellfire
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
Banshee wrote:
Iraq war... they sent you a mail with anthrax #Tongue

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Banshee
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
it's just the excuse...
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hellfire
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
oh

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D
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Joined: 25 Oct 2002
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
lol, that joke is funnyshit

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kopaka649
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
ROFLMAO #Tongue
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UmmErrKane
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Joined: 14 Aug 2002
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread
Now THAT is hilarious Very Happy
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