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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

Well i just waged war against those huge killer flies that have infested my home. They were bloody huge!!!! and they tried to bite me!!! but as the hero i am i managed to injure and capture on of them!!! and kill the rest.

The flies were this big
I----I

and here is a pic of my prison with the injured pet fly as Xeno called it as he saw it live on webcam!

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ChielScape · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject:

where is the pic then?

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

its attached below the message but you cant see it beacuse your using subsilver theme

and you forgot your name below the anti fly league

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ChielScape · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject:

oh,ty

and my name is all over: name self, avatar and sig

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

I think i'll join too.

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

I'll join, but what are those? I haven't seen one here in Finland, I think...btw, what do I need to do?

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

you havent seen them in finland.... cus i can tell you that ive seen alots of em in finland!

Anyway, to proove yourselfes worthy you must capture a fly and take a picture of it... or something

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

denmon0728 wrote:

you havent seen them in finland.... cus i can tell you that ive seen alots of em in finland!

Anyway, to proove yourselfes worthy you must capture a fly and take a picture of it... or something

aah, you mean those we call "shitflys"? Laughing

that's cause they're HUGE and like being on dunghills. But I haven't heard that they bite? are you sure?

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

Yes some do. they have a special name but i dunno whats it in english

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ChielScape · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:52 pm Post subject:

its killerbee, your obviously confused (and they sting not bite)

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

are you dumb!? i said fly not bee! and there is a fly that actully bites and the swedish name for it is brons! Now shoo before... GAHH!! OHHH NO ITS:: ITS BREAKING OUT! MUST STOP THE FLAMEING!!! GLAH!! RUN RUUUUNNN!!!

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Red Dragon · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject:

I HATE FLIES SO I JOIN. I look in my Biologie book, what the name is of this stupid specie!!!
And yes, I know that there is a specie that bites and not stiings...

(still mosquito are the worst...)

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ORCACommander · Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject:

Wing Commander Reportin in and ready to dog fight with the menice

Did you know they that they urinate and sh][t on every thing they land on

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ChielScape · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:48 am Post subject:

all flies do, and all species should die *evil grin*

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Red Dragon · Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:51 am Post subject:

Why do flies let their eggs come out in shit??? That's just disqusting...

Anyway, the name is: (I think) Stomoxys calcitrans

Do they look like this:

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This shitflie maybe???

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

All the flies with the name Broms below it are the ones iam talking about

http://www.myra.nu/flugor.html

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

yes! close pictures! how the heck should I tell what kind of is that when I see only it's face? hello! anyway, I haven't met one before...

EDIT: oh, there were one good picture...but still I haven't met one

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

how could you have missed them!?you live in finland and i only go there five tiems a year and i keep killing houndreads of em!

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

Yes. "Strontvliegen" in flemish. Those guys aren't here (belgium) at this time of the year. Too cold, i think.

I can always make a picture of my collection of dead shitflies. Do you know they are actually called "shitflies" because they eat shit?

Now i think that you should get some shitflies, my loyal subjects...
I, your General, Seyan Sayux, shall command you to succeed and capture a shitfly

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Red Dragon · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject:

Sevelys wrote:

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Do you know they are actually called "shitflies" because they eat shit?

Otherwise they don't call shitflies....

DEAD TO ALL FLIES AND MOSQUITO'S!!!! Twisted Evil

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

denmon0728 wrote:

how could you have missed them!?you live in finland and i only go there five tiems a year and i keep killing houndreads of em!

I've been in outhern (that's were I live) and in northern (that's were my granny lives) Finland and I haven't met a biting fly like that in my life. Mooseflies bite, but they don't look like that.

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geekspeek · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:58 pm Post subject:

The flies denmon has to worry about are called "horseflies" here, and they are fairly common during the summer. They get about 3.5-4 cm long at the largest, and it freakin' HURTS when they bite. And they are flies, not bees or wasps or any other large insect.

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Red Dragon · Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:10 am Post subject:

nope, never heard or seen one... but still I kill flies, because I work in a restaurant. Otherwise we got a fine for filthyness....

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Heureka!!! I found it! it's called "gadfly" in english, and in our language, it's called "paarma", and yes, I hate them Mad

once one of them tried to bite my foot but I step on to it Laughing

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:38 am Post subject:

Yuri 05 wrote:

I hate them Mad

once one of them tried to bite my foot but I step on to it Laughing

STEP ON IT!

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Red Dragon · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:16 am Post subject:

Does somebody has a manner to kill a bug quickly???

Or very slowly Twisted Evil

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ORCACommander · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject:

Hairspray+a lighter=Burning bugs

trap it in a microwave #Microwave

A magnafying glass is always fun

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Red Dragon · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

And what's the quick manner???

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Fellshyun · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:58 am Post subject:

I got more problems with mosquito's.
But I always kill a lot of them during summer.
With the perfect weapon, I call it the "Elektrische Vliegenhengster"
But in English it's a "Electric Flyslapper".

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

We call it an "vliegemepur op eletriek". And yes, mosquito's are a much bigger problem.

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

yeah, mosquitoes are quite a trouble. Best way to defeat them is to use Slap-O-Matic (normaly called a flyflap Very Happy

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Red Dragon · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

Let's make a Anti Fly and Mosquito League!

DEAD TO ALL MOSQUITOS AND FLIES!!! Twisted Evil

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Alex06 · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:58 am Post subject:

Major A. T. at your orders, sir! Let's kick some giant fly arse! Laughing

I'm joining! Very Happy

Do we get to also exterminate musquitos? I hate them darned things!

EDIT: Damn, someone thought musquitoes before me...oh well, let's still kill them too #Tongue

Death to the Nile Virus!

SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

*puts secret giant fly weapon in range of stealth generator: sit there until oncle sevelys is back. nice boy, nice boy. walks away*

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ChielScape · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:19 pm Post subject:

Yuri 05 wrote:

yeah, mosquitoes are quite a trouble. Best way to defeat them is to use Slap-O-Matic (normaly called a flyflap Very Happy

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oh, so thats how you kill flies, i knew there was something strange about running around with scissors... or guns... or throwing stones in glass houses (wait, that was something else)

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Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

Alex05 wrote:

Major A. T. at your orders, sir! Let's kick some giant fly arse! Laughing

I'm joining! Very Happy

Do we get to also exterminate musquitos? I hate them darned things!

EDIT: Damn, someone thought musquitoes before me...oh well, let's still kill them too #Tongue

Death to the Nile Virus!

Affermative!

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Vincent93 · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject:

There called Horse Flies, and they do bite, AND IT HURTS...

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Red Dragon · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:56 am Post subject:

And that's the reason why we want to kill them.

@ sevelys
Do you have another weapon for me???

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

I once designed some robot with an MPV base (if you don't know what an MPV is ask anyone around here... or ask what The Table is. thats the same. A.K.A my first voxel (and first failed voxel, too) with a flyflap on top of it. Uses radar to follow and kill flies.

Today, somewhat older and smarter, i think i need only 2 laser guns. *shoots with laser at flies*

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Oshog · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject:

Why not just kill them with a rolled up paper?

Red Dragon · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

simple, but effective

ahhhhh, A MOSQUITO!!!! *smacks it down* NO, it's still alive!!! It's eting me alive, ahhh!

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geekspeek · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:

ORCACommander wrote:

Hairspray+a lighter=Burning bugs

trap it in a microwave #Microwave

A magnafying glass is always fun

microwaves can't kill insects. I've gotten enough roaches and horseflies caught in the microwave to know that.

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ORCACommander · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject:

Try setting the timer for 20 min. on HIGH Twisted Evil

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friday-13th · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:28 pm Post subject:

THATS DISSGUSTING.I HATE FLIES,THEY SCARE THE WOOT! OUT OF ME.COUNT ME IN.

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Red Dragon · Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:01 pm Post subject:

ORCACommander wrote:

Hairspray+a lighter=Burning bugs

trap it in a microwave #Microwave

A magnafying glass is always fun

An insect in a microwave??? How do you want to do that? Catcht it first and then put it in the microwave?

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friday-13th · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:08 am Post subject:

ORCACommander wrote:

Try setting the timer for 20 min. on HIGH Twisted Evil

errrrrr...........how old r u?geese that aint going 2 kill it,but may kill u.dont u leard anything from school,or t.v.?

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Red Dragon · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject:

friday-13th wrote:

ORCACommander wrote:

Try setting the timer for 20 min. on HIGH Twisted Evil

errrrrr...........how old r u?geese that aint going 2 kill it,but may kill u.dont u leard anything from school,or t.v.?

A microwave won't explode if you do that? or will I get a humongous explosion?

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daTS · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:21 am Post subject:

jsut dont put an egg in there. If you put an egg in the mircrowave and start it up, you will blow the door off it's hinges.

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ChielScape · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:01 am Post subject:

yea right, i have to see that before i believe it. the egg may explode a little though...

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Red Dragon · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:11 am Post subject:

Why would I blow up my own microwave? How must I cook then Laughing

If you want to blow up CD's and your microwave, cut a potato in 2 pieces, then put a CD in it. Then set the microwave on high and the time 20 minutes. You'll GET A BOOM!

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