Is this the 'who-can-slap-sevelys-the-most' competition?

SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

Yes, guys, can i help it that:
* I don't own warcraft
* I don't own halo II
* I don't know what "doom" (game) is?
* I don't learn english at school?
* I do not have time to watch all these american television series?
* And even more i forget to list?

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ChielScape · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject:

warcraft isnt a big problem, neither is halo
DooM is something every gamer has (cuz otherwise u aint a gamer)
english taught at schools sucks @$$ and so do american series. work on doom and ppl dont have a good reason to slap you anymore. but until then: *slaps sevelys*

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

HEL-LO?
OMG I AM DA UBER 1337 SEVELYS I AM GONNA BUY DOOM SO THAT I DON'T GOT PUNISHED ANYMORE AT PPM! OMG IT DOESNT INTREST ME THAT IT DOSNT WORK ON MY PC! OMG 1337 w00t?

A-hem. That's what i call: "plain stupid". I don't know how you call it.

PS. got warcarft 2.

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject:

you want warcraft 3 - warcraft 1 and 2 have two identical sides...
Infact you really want Starcraft - fantastic game.

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Clazzy · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject:

You want to watch British television, anyway. America doesn't have many good programs when you compare it to what we have.

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ChielScape · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

there's DooM 3, 1337

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject:

Doom 3 is an badly optimised tech demo.
Play HL2

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ChielScape · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject:

yea, or just leave this community and concentrate on 'other' games (plz dont leave! we need someone to slap)

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Suiseiseki · Commander **Joined**: 06 Oct 2003

* I don't own warcraft
* I don't own halo II
* I don't know what "doom" (game) is?
* I don't learn english at school?
* I do not have time to watch all these american

Lets see...

* I own all of the Warcraft series - the games are decent but not worth being bothered about.
* I don't own Halo II as I don't see a need to buy a games console for the two Halo games.
* Doom.. I thought everyone knew Doom. But then again this is a RTS board not a FPS so who gives a shit?
* Is it your second language? If so you speak it pretty well for someone who has no formal teaching.
* TV in general is not worth the brain rot it causes. Go watch Family Guy and you're done.

Chiel - Stop being a dick. You're hardly any better.

ChielScape · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:11 pm Post subject:

i didnt meant to be a dick, see it more as a last resort ^^ (nah, i really dont want to lose anyone on this forum to the evilness of games like sims 2, although that wasnt the type of game i meant before)

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

Okay, i cannot watch british television here, a demo of doom 3 screwed up my computer and i cannot buy starcraft or any other of that kind of games here (at least i don't see them here in the stores) and officially is english my third language (second language is french) and i have to wait to next year, then i learn english on school.

Probaly something like this we will learn:
to be:
I am
you are
he is
we are
you are
they are.

And that kind of sh!t.
Oh yes warcraft 2 seems to me pretty cool. Especially with the map editor (i got a special version of warcraft 2)

And PS: I can't help it either that i don't have photoshop or paintshop, and i need to be happy with gmax and paint.

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:28 am Post subject:

bleh - not like it really matters Wink

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Fellshyun · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject:

Watch Dutch television, They send everything from all over the world in the air. Only the dutch programs itself are crap (Idols, big brother I mean omg cut it out with the crap. Only a talkshow "Jensen" is fun)
And you don't need to play anything else then C&C to belong here I guess.

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

THAT's better. BTW is flemish TV good too? I can only get flemish TV here.

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ChielScape · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject:

just DL anime, that way youre off much better

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gufu · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject:

OMG! he doesn't know doom?
HORROR!

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Paranoid_Dingbat · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject:

He doesn't know about Half Life 2. Rolling Eyes

He doesn't know what the Combine is.

*Slaps Sevelys Twice and hits his head with a bent golden baseball bat*

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gufu · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject:

Heh... try this
*Hand admiral boarrd spiked with nails*

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Suiseiseki · Commander **Joined**: 06 Oct 2003

You people are all idiots. Who cares if someone hasn't played HL2 or Doom - They're two bloody games. It's not like they're the holy grail's of the gaming world they're simply good titles. Hell as far as I'm concerned HL2 was less fun the Deus Ex 1 to me and as such HL2 remains uninstalled whereas Deus Ex is perpetually installed.

Rememeber, this is a RTS board this is not a FPS board. Perhaps if these things made ANY difference to well, anything, it'd be worth 'slapping' about.

Clarkson · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

All that matters is if he hast exposure to thy Goatse...Doom and Half Life and Halo are just overhyped pieces of junk, IMHO.

Now Tresspasser...*drools* I want that more then anythign else.

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friday-13th · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:14 am Post subject:

dont own warcraft or halo 2?now ur pushing the line,halo i understand(i dont got ethier)but warcraft!!!!!*slaps selveys 2 times

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:45 am Post subject:

Halo II has never been mentioned by Admiral.

Half Life II was, however.

Get a copy of the 1337 Half Life collection.

You must get and beat them all in a week, or else, the world will implode

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Clarkson · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject:

Halo,Tiberian Sun, Red Alert 2, Half Life, Warcraft=way overhyped.

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daTS · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject:

*pimp slaps sevelys*.. dunno why I did that.. Smile

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject:

Half-life?!
It changed everything about FPSs. It changed the way they played, their graphics the AI. everything. It wasn't the first, but without it most of todays great FPSs wouldn't exist

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ChielScape · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject:

they wouldnt exist either if noone made em.... duh?

*slaps sevelys, hey this is fun!*

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D · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:49 am Post subject:

WTF is wrong with you guys, i outta slap everyone who wants to slap sevelys just because he hasnt played certain games, or heard of them. And like Carnivean said, for someone thats decided to learn a third language off there own back just proves he is gifted, and talented, and i dont like the way everyone is always picking on him. I did German for 3 years, and Spanish for 2, and i cant remeber ztype all from it.

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friday-13th · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:07 am Post subject:

D wrote:

WTF is wrong with you guys, i outta slap everyone who wants to slap sevelys

already done *salps friday-13th*(myself)

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DeathRay2K · Commander **Joined**: 01 Sep 2002 **Location**: Canada

Hmm, Half-Life 2 is one of my favourite games but I'm reluctant to play it again, because I lost my save... (I had to format)

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ChielScape · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:08 am Post subject:

who gives a sh*t about what sevelys knows or plays, its just fun to slap ppl *slaps random n00b*

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SeySayux · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 21 Jun 2005

@ D: I think you're one of the few people around at this forum that has brains.

@ everyone else: *slaps himself*. So now you don't need to do it anymore.

I own TFD, warcraft 2, and looooots of other games, and you can't banish me from the community because i don't own certain games (exept if you say C&C, but i own them all.)

So, stop slapping please. It hurts.

- Sev

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