CS: When gufu talks...

gufu

Map:CS_Office
Gufu:Ok T's - this time we should camp...
Player 1:y?
Player 2:Gufu WTF?
Player 3:And anyway - if you talk to the team... why aren't you using the team chat?
Player on microphone:Gufu, why?
Gufu:Well... so I won't get killed again...
*Next 30 minets continiued with no sound - as the laugh of people who we're using microphones have been louder. Chat is also got filled with LOL's*

He're my story...

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:50 am Post subject:

*twitch*

If I ever met you in CSS.. I would kill you. Without hesitation.

First of all.. you're playing on the Terrorist team, and second.. you're advising them to camp?

-_-

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Clazzy · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:

Quote:

If I ever met you in CSS.. I would kill you. Without hesitation.

You're supposed to, well done.

Quote:

First of all.. you're playing on the Terrorist team, and second.. you're advising them to camp?

What's wrong with being the Ts? Autoassign like everybody else instead of just trying to play as one side, probably because you like the M4. If you were any good then you could just kill a CT and nick theirs. Oh, and Office is a cs_ map, therefore involves hostages. Most terrorists tend to camp on that map or at least hang back in the first minute or so.

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject:

You kinda have to camp on any hostage maps, tbh.

And Clazzy, I'd hope you wouldn't kill anyone you met on your team #Tongue

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:09 am Post subject:

Clazzy wrote:

Quote:

If I ever met you in CSS.. I would kill you. Without hesitation.

You're supposed to, well done.

Quote:

First of all.. you're playing on the Terrorist team, and second.. you're advising them to camp?

What's wrong with being the Ts? Autoassign like everybody else instead of just trying to play as one side, probably because you like the M4. If you were any good then you could just kill a CT and nick theirs. Oh, and Office is a cs_ map, therefore involves hostages. Most terrorists tend to camp on that map or at least hang back in the first minute or so.

That post was half joke/sarcasm.

=3

But w.e.

And yes, I do like the M4. Because of the awesome model I replaced it with. =3

And I just seem to like playing the good guys for some reason.. *shrug*

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gufu · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:56 am Post subject:

But you don't get AK-47...

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Suiseiseki · Commander **Joined**: 06 Oct 2003

Tyler Adams wrote:

Clazzy wrote:

Quote:

If I ever met you in CSS.. I would kill you. Without hesitation.

You're supposed to, well done.

Quote:

First of all.. you're playing on the Terrorist team, and second.. you're advising them to camp?

What's wrong with being the Ts? Autoassign like everybody else instead of just trying to play as one side, probably because you like the M4. If you were any good then you could just kill a CT and nick theirs. Oh, and Office is a cs_ map, therefore involves hostages. Most terrorists tend to camp on that map or at least hang back in the first minute or so.

That post was half joke/sarcasm.

=3

But w.e.

And yes, I do like the M4. Because of the awesome model I replaced it with. =3

And I just seem to like playing the good guys for some reason.. *shrug*

Replace the AK too then. Sorted. Rolling Eyes

Tyler Adams · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

*shrug* I just like playing CTs for some reason..

gufu wrote:

But you don't get AK-47...

... but I don't LIKE the AK47?

Rolling Eyes

AK is pure power; high damage, yes, but epic recoil. M4 has less damage but much lesser recoil..

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Clarkson · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:01 am Post subject:

Ak-47s can survive anything,and are much easier to obtain, Therefore I'd rather have a kalashnikov during a Zombie outbreak, or when I am cleanin the hood.

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geekspeek · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject:

You could bury an AK in the mud, come back eight years later, clean it, load it, and it would work just fine.

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Mr. Pokey · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:

The AK can kill in one shot, whereas the M4 requires two. The recoil shouldn't be too much of a problem unless you love to spray and pray #Tongue

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gufu · Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject:

The best strategy with AK is to run up to opponent and shoot them in the head... too lethal for them to wake up and open fire... but good luck trying to kill people at the distance.

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Tyler Adams · Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject:

Desu wrote:

Ak-47s can survive anything,and are much easier to obtain, Therefore I'd rather have a kalashnikov during a Zombie outbreak, or when I am cleanin the hood.

True, but.. you aren't 'cleanin the hood' or surviving a zombie outbreak in CSS, where most rounds are.. maybe.. 3 mins long?

=3

AK will kill in one head shot, yeah, BUT... I usually fire 2-3 rounds in short bursts at around chest level, not.. single-shots..

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