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Joshy
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:23 am    Post subject:  Stupid Riddles Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Post all your riddles here! Can you stump anyone? Question

I'll start:

Justin Summers has a vacation house that is positioned in such a way that all four sides face south. How is this possible?

(TB, you can't answer this, since you already know! Very Happy )

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

he is at the north pole.

A woman shot her husband, and then hung him in a dark room. Later that afternoon they had tea. How is this possible?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

lol, good.

hmmm..... I dunno, you never said he died. Did he?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

should I give a hint or give it away?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Hint, don't give it away. Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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A woman shot her husband, and then hung him in a dark room. Later that afternoon they had tea. How is this possible?


She took a picture of him #Tongue

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Ah, no way! Duh.... Very Happy

You got me there. Smile

How about this:

Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

tsk, tsk, tsk

#Tongue

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

erm, no, not tsk tsk tsk Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

hmmm
eight letters? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
KST in the middle _ _ k s t _ _ _
IN the beginning? in k s t
AND at the end? i n k s t a n d

A man asked a horse if he knew anything about horses. What did the horse say? (I actually made this one up)

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Correct.

Horses don't talk

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

the horse wasn't very smart, but he did say something

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

hmm.... The horse said... I don't know

Here's another:

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What day is the day after this day?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

the answer was nay (get it? horses say neigh lol. Using my quick wit, I said "nay" last year when my biology teacher asked the same question... if you dont think it's funny, then you had to have been there.)

todays saturday here, sunday? (going for the total obvious)

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

oh, duh. Pretty good Laughing

Nope.


Btw, speaking of horses, try this

A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

The day after today is Thursday.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Correct.

How about this:

For several days a man stood in the parking lot looking up at the apartment building across the street. This man was becoming a nuicance and one of the tenants of the building phoned the local authorities to have the man removed. Several days later when the authorities finally responed to the call, the man was gone. All they found was a couple of buttons and his hat. Who was the man the just missed?

Also, don't forget this one:

A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

a snow man

chess

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Correct.
&
Correct. Smile

Got another:

Mr. and Mrs. Sanders have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Sanders family?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

9, 2 parents, 6 girls, and 1 brother.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Yup, Correct. Smile

Here's one:

George can never tell a lie. Ben can never tell the truth. One of them said, "The other one said he is George." Which one said that?

Another:

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

One more:

How could you give someone $63 using six bills, without using one dollar bills?

Why not another:

In my cottage, where the temprature is below freezing, there is a newspaper, some kindling, a fireplace, and a kerosene lamp. What should I light first?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

1) George. Ben would ie about his name, and george would tell the truth about what been said.

2) infinitalty many

3)write a check

4) idk, a match lol

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Why the heck will you light a newspapaper?


The epicly old joke:
How do you put an elephant inside the refrigirator?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

put a baby elephant in the refridgerator?

Heres a few:

A man's changing a tire and the car falls on him but hes not hurt. How is this possible?

A mans in a room with a rope around his neck. Then theres a puddle, Howd he die?

You are trying to go to your friends house. You reach the a crossroad, one way leads to your friends house, the other to his evil twins house. Both of them are at the fork in the road, your friend will never lie, his twin will always lie. What do you ask to go the right way?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

The car's already on the ground...?

He slit his wrist and hanged himself?

The evil twin

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Apex wrote:
put a baby elephant in the refridgerator?


No...

1)Open refridgerator.
2)Put elephant inside.
3)Close refridgerator.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

sounds like one of those things that make people think really hard about something really simple like how do you open a jar? maybe with your damn hands... or a hammer

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

The next part of gufu's riddle will be how to put in a giraffe. We all know the answer =.=

Open the fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe in, and close door. There.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

This is more of a joke; if 50% of marriages end in divorce, what do the other 50% percent end in?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Quote:

1) George. Ben would ie about his name, and george would tell the truth about what been said.

2) infinitalty many

3)write a check

4) idk, a match lol



1) No, It was Ben. Since Ben can never tell the truth, George couldn't have said, "The other one said he is George" since this would be a true statement about a true staement made by Ben

2) Nope

3) Only bills, no cents, no checks, or anything like that. #Tongue

4) lol, correct. #Tongue

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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A woman shot her husband, and then hung him in a dark room. Later that afternoon they had tea. How is this possible?


She took a picture of him #Tongue

its also possible in a different way.
they had tea "later that AFTERNOON". who said she didnt shoot him in the evening?
interpretation is everything.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

That's true.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

You can only subtract 5 from 25 once. After that, it's no longer 25.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Correct my friend. Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Apex wrote:
You are trying to go to your friends house. You reach the a crossroad, one way leads to your friends house, the other to his evil twins house. Both of them are at the fork in the road, your friend will never lie, his twin will always lie. What do you ask to go the right way?


Ask to one of them what would the other say, if you asked him which is your friend's house.
If you asked to your friend, he'll point you to his evil twin's house.
If you asked to the evil twin, he should point you to you friend's house, however since he always lies, he'll point you to his house (the evil twin's house).
Then you'll have to choose the other house :p.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

Destiny wrote:
The car's already on the ground...?

He slit his wrist and hanged himself?

The evil twin

no, the car was suspended by something

no, the puddle is part of the riddle and its water

What not who

Machine wrote:
Ask to one of them what would the other say, if you asked him which is your friend's house.
If you asked to your friend, he'll point you to his evil twin's house.
If you asked to the evil twin, he should point you to you friend's house, however since he always lies, he'll point you to his house (the evil twin's house).
Then you'll have to choose the other house :p.


Close, you ask "what way is your house?" Remember, your friend never lies so he'll point to his house and his twin always lies so he'll also point to your friends house. If you ask where your friends house is, they'll both point to their own houses.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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Joshy wrote: How could you give someone $63 using six bills, without using one dollar bills?


This one was tricky. I had to have some help, but I finally have an answer. You take four $2 bills (yes, they exist), a $5 bill, and a $50 bill. It adds up to $63 dollars.

This one reminded me of a riddle I heard. You have two coins totaling 35 cents. One of them cannot be a quarter. What are the two coins? (this one may be a bit easy)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

The other one is a quarter, while the first one is 10 cnt #Tongue

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

I knew that riddle was too easy. Oh well Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

heres a easy one.....

a father is standing behind his son and the son is standing behind his father how is this possible

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

the are standing with their backs to one another.

answer to my earlier riddle:
50% of marriages end in divorce, the other 50% end in death.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote  Mark this post and the followings unread

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the are standing with their backs to one another.
u couldve said back to back but u got it anyways yep Smile told ya it was easy

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