*Psyonic schoolgirls?

mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

I'm speechless. Is this a joke?
(7:18 and in action at 11:01)

*title chosen by Chris Corey at 7:18

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ZoidZilla · Shrapnel Sniper **Joined**: 16 Apr 2008

EA challenges everything, sometimes even the good taste...

But personally I think this is not the worst concept idea for the new RA.

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Team Black · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject:

Yurika Omega, huh Rolling Eyes

This is ridiculous on so many levels.
What gets me the most is that not just one, but ALL THREE damn factions have hookers for their commandos.
I can understand there being another Tanya, for the sake of tradition, but WTF there's a point where it just gets stupid.
"if I run out of ammo, I'm gonna flash you to death!"

(Good to see you again though, Mice Smile

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Ickus · General **Joined**: 25 Nov 2002 **Location**: @__@

ehh..well im a bit surprised since EA was sorta playing on stereotypes. they didn't included a Hello Kitty infantry or Godzilla-equse/kaiju abominations (although King Oni, sorta comes close).... probably for the best. >.>

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Paranoia · Cyborg Specialist **Joined**: 04 Aug 2007

I got to get me some neurokinetic booster braids they look awesome.

Team SomeGuy · General **Joined**: 18 Aug 2006

Team Black wrote:

"if I run out of ammo, I'm gonna flash you to death!"

DEATH BY BONER!

OmegaBolt · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject:

Uhh its just a female Yuri Prime. Get over it.

Aro · Alcohol Fueled **Joined**: 10 Sep 2006

Bolt speaks the truth; Stop overreacting.

Team Black · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject:

Yuri prime didn't wear a miniskirt or show his midriff BTW

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Aro · Alcohol Fueled **Joined**: 10 Sep 2006

OmegaBolt wrote:

Uhh its just a female Yuri Prime. Get over it.

Plus you're a guy, what are you complaining about?

Oshog · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject:

Oh, Team Black, just because girls show more flesh doesn't make them hookers. It's colourful.

Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

I think I might utilize the Empire and their Tengus.

Yuriko...ah. Drags stubborn Kirovs down...

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gufu · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:27 pm Post subject:

Destiny wrote:

Yuriko...ah. Drags stubborn Kirovs down...

Hm... you might as well get Kirov to land close to her, so she at least will ztyping die!

Other than that, now I see the point of why they removed giant squid.

Also:Good to see Mice16 back.

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Ixonoclast · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

A Godzilla unit for the Empire would be nice...

...With a Visceriod logic... and an appetite for all three factions. Very Happy

ChielScape · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject:

OmegaBolt wrote:

Uhh its just a female Yuri Prime. Get over it.

unless you're a man-lover, thats something to rejoice.

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pd · Laser Commando **Joined**: 19 Jun 2005 **Location**: Gone

RA3 is gonna be an epic lesbo-threesome

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

Ra3 should be a porno movie not an RTS!!!

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Bako'Ikaporamee · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject:

They'd get a hell of a lot more income from that then an rts #Tongue

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Ixonoclast · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject:

Just wait until RA rule 34's start floating around the internet.

gufu · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:02 am Post subject:

Well, anything other than Chielscapes "drone" back at PPC - nothing like that have seem to be ever made.

Unless you count area52's commando as well.

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DaFool · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006

Lets take a look at the ENTIRE female cast of red alert 3 (there were more than those 3 commandos you know).

Gemma Atkinson

Kelly Hu

Jenny McCarthy

Ivana Milicevic

(sorry boys, that was the best I can do)

Autumn Reeser

Gina Carano

I hate to say, but it looks like EA is doing it's best to keep the ladie's clothes ON.

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gufu · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:21 am Post subject:

Bwahahahahaha! Laughing

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DaFool · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Nov 2006

you know, I would love to be the guy at ea who decides who plays in the FMV

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gufu · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:17 am Post subject:

Hey, just as long as my parents will not see the FMVs. Very Happy

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

Oh come on guys, it's not like you'll be seeing them wearing bikinis in the FMVs on the beach and suddenly a massive soviet attack occurs...

Enough with the...sleazy pictures. Even Banshee says they're...disturbing.

Psionic schoolgirls ftw =3

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Roaches · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:00 am Post subject:

Porn stars hired to be commandos FTL.....

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Orac · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:10 am Post subject:

The upshot of this is that when anyone Googles these names, EA gets onto the list.

mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

We're so lucky that EA decided we needed provocative posters of EVA.
Can anyone take the briefings seriously now?

I couldn't take Lloyd Bridges seriously in Mission Impossible after I saw Hotshots.
This is almost just as comedic. Like we even wanted to see Gina Carano in tight leather. Ugh.

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Ixonoclast · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:19 am Post subject:

Well, be happy EA didn't give CABAL/LEGION such a skimpy outfit in C&C3...

Well, an GDI 'EVA' wouldn't be too bad...

Team Black · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:32 am Post subject:

THAT is the new Eva?!

*facepalms*

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

What rhymes with Wars?
Kanine is the future. You can't kill the missiah

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

Ok... This one was just for fun.

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Ixonoclast · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject:

>:3

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Lol wat? :/

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Nyerguds · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:29 pm Post subject:

Isn't that the Gamespy guy? #Tongue

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

Maybe....

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

Somehow I think we've got ourselves a winner.

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mice16 · Pyro Sniper **Joined**: 26 Jul 2005

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

Three words: stop ztyping overreacting Rolling Eyes

Also, good to see you and your comics back mice #Tongue

ChielScape · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

POSTING IN A F*CKING EPIC THREAD

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Lt Albrecht · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject:

why does the dude in the pic look like George Bush? #Tongue

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ChielScape · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:34 pm Post subject:

Suiseiseki wrote:

...

F*CK YOU

OH GOD

NIGHTMARES ENSUE

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

HOLY SHI-

"Predictable."
[insert more yuri ingame voices and FMV quotes here]

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Team SomeGuy · General **Joined**: 18 Aug 2006

ChielScape wrote:

Suiseiseki wrote:

...

F*CK YOU

OH GOD

NIGHTMARES ENSUE

gufu · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject:

Wow, this thread is now much more important than RA3!

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Lt Albrecht · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

Yuri returns with psychic bewbz!!!!

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject:

KILL IT WITH PURIFYING FLAME!!!!!!

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject:

Nah, MBT rush, then A10 spam, then Inf rush, then a cyborg and THEN purifying flames #Tongue

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