Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:56 pm Post subject:
Feelin
And I quote gold:
DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr wrote:
It seems to me that your acting alot like Canada's Prime Minister- Oh my PHUCK, you have the SAME NAME!!! Coincidence? Horseshit!
That's right - I know about you and your horseshit fetish...
Look man, no need to get pissy or anything; I'm not insulting you, I'm just stating facts-
*Looks at forum rank*
OH MY STARZ (HEEHEE), I'm a General!!!!!! HOT DAMN, it feels good to be drunk, and alive, and tall.
Yee-ESH!! Go North America, go FReedOM!!! Expand your wings and sore through the skies, spreading hope and joy and, well, Freedom, to the masses - AND KILL ANYONE WHO OPPOSES YOU!
Sweet
Gather round, tis a time for celebration, as I, an average joe who loves short walks near a volcano and chillin underwater, with a harpoon gun at ready, (Did I mention before that I'm worshipped, by some? More on that later) taming sharks, eating jellyfish, and killing Walt Disney - I have ascended.
Yes, that's right, my time has come. Who knows what will happen next? I could devour this entire planet, consume every single enegry particle EVER, on Earth. Then I'd eat the sun. Ohh, man; I'd have soo much energy, my form would be in a constant state of flux, I wouldn't need oxygen anymore, just energy. I could bend space & time, mostly space. I would probably take everything that was made, and consume it all. There's bound to be intelligent aliens, with lots of colonized planets, right? Well, if not, then there are plenty of Suns to eat!
So yeah. Go me. To all other generals out there, nice stars, man.
Anyways, feel free to post anything thats on your mind. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:54 pm Post subject:
Well at least he understands my capabilities.
Also, this damn thread was supposed to be called Feelin' Good, I guess the forums fucked upBAlAlALALALBAAd. Yeah. Bad.
Anywho, ministering defenses are for the weak; I'm gonna devour people's juicy souls; it will help me quit drinking! _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:00 am Post subject:
Gufu version /\/\7 wrote:
to be ontopic, its good that Dominant Hunter is
Quote:
Feelin good
Perhaps he'll kill less
Edited twice, because I can.
Ah, thanks man. I appreciate your post. Damn it feels good.
Alright, post about stuff that makes you feel like the king of the world. Or, post your strategies of actually becoming the King of the World. I'm all ears- err, eyes. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject:
Charlie Brown died, by choking on a peanut, which I gave to him, then covered up the evidence. We had to put down Snoopy, that sneaky bastard; I let the bird hatch eggs until he died, ate 'em, and waited for all the girls to grow up and seduced the hot ones (almost had a three way with the lesbians, but the less dominate one just looked like she got hit by a train, and had lisp; the other one really grew a nice body, you'd have had to be there to believe me). While I waited for the girls to develope, I stole that blanket from that blanket guy, held it hostage, got all of the blanket guy's money - One hundred bucks. Meh.
What a fuckin dumb name for a show.
Anyways, my goal for life is to get my digestive and metabolisim systems enhanced so that they are capable of digesting ANYTHING, and absorbing that thing's pure energy, adding it to my own. I might have to take some massive shits though, so I'll need to enchance my bowls too, probably. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
I want my digestive systems removed, and a plugin port for a battery added. That way, I can keep going, and going, and going, and going..... _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
This topic has turned into 4chan... _________________ Comcast: Yo dawg we herd yo were downloading, so we put fail in yo modem so yo cant download while yo failin! QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject:
YESSS!!!!!!! I thank you, MT, for your support. Let this GROW, FEED IT LOTS OF VEGETABLES, THATS RIGHT, Veggies on the table, EAT IT!!!!!! But don't get fat. Ahhh, notheavennorhell, you can't get fat off of veggies.
I mean, unless you were to eat them every single ztyping half hour of the day, and you weren't hungry.
But yeah, eatin lots of food, especially Brownie EARTHQUAKES (you've all heard of Dairy Queen, right?) can make you feel good.
Oh yeah, and lest yee forget; I'm a GENERAL, BITCHIZZZZITCHZZZITHKZAZ!!! THats some awe filled shit. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
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