Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject:
OVERKILL!
Yarr, but seriously; nice animations. I can tell somebody put alot of work into this, and it paid off.
What the ztype do ninja's have against Pirates? NOTHING. Pirates have boats, ninja's have their feet. Pirates have gold, ninja's have, 'honour', and some rice, probably. Put they gots to earn it, through discipline and training. Pff. Screw that. I'd rather steal all I could steal.
Pirates have sex slaves. Ninja's usually die before they can get close, although they usually go down with a helluva fight.
Pirates - 1.5.
Ninjas - 0.5. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
I'd prefer to have a ship loaded with firearms so you never get to use your fists. _________________ Yes, work on MV continues. It is not forgotten. QUICK_EDIT
BOOZE
Main reason for becoming a pirate.
Give the pirate in your flash thingy a bottle of booze, it'll transmit the pirateyness more that way. _________________ Yes, work on MV continues. It is not forgotten. QUICK_EDIT
I have heard enough of these damn arguments. Why not combine piracy with Ninja-ism? Somewhat like how Christmas is the result of Christianity combined with paganism.
Pirates have advanced radar and sonar on their ships. (If you're thinking about modern pirates.) Try killing the crew on a ship when you can't even get close enough to see the ship without being bombed to hell. =P _________________ Okay, my signature was starting to annoy even me. QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Location: Teamblackistan Posts: Over 9000
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:21 am Post subject:
they can sense it coming, and jump out of the way. Meanwhile, the jedi is brainwashing your ships to attack each other. _________________ The Fall of Hammerfest - Epic Tiberian chain story
Tiberian Odyssey mapping department. Discord The Team Black Index QUICK_EDIT
Navy has Boomer Subs, each with a Yuri Clone. (The Jedi cannot stop complete mind-control!) _________________ Okay, my signature was starting to annoy even me. QUICK_EDIT
The jedi can block all bullets with lightsaber, and use force powers to counteract missile-guidence systems
If mere normals such as Tanya, Boris, and harvester drivers can easliy be trained to resist, then the Jedi will have no problem (their minds are way too strong). QUICK_EDIT
True, but the best way to kill someone in unarmed combat is to take them by surprise or from behind. Ninjas can do that, but any person can be in an unexpected place at an unexpected time. Not that I'm dissing ninjas. Any person can be a pirate as well. _________________ QUICK_EDIT
We're neither pirates nor ninjas. If so...then throw in musketeers, samurais, archers, lancers, pikemen... _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Location: North America Posts: You cannot comprehend...
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject:
GODDAMMIT, Pirates own, the seas. Don't you get it? Nothing could hide from their ship. Unless there was a Ninja that sould cross the pacific ocean by swimming the whole way... he'd have to still somehow board it, without being seen or heard.
If that can be done, I might actually become a Ninja instead....
Possibly. _________________ Destroy to create. All for the hunt to dominate!
The fact is modern pirates (if you get pirate traditions and move them to the modern day) would use hijacked warships, be armed with assault rifles and other infantry weapons, PLUS have insane people with dual SMGs.
Ninjas would have swords, suppressed pistols and one or two rifles (alway less who kill form a distance). And diving sideways firing guns don't work when someone can epty thirty rounds into your roug trajectory, you're dead. _________________ Yes, work on MV continues. It is not forgotten. QUICK_EDIT
Both pirates and ninjas will always have a place in my heart. But, since I'm a Pastafarian, I will have to go with pirate. _________________ QUICK_EDIT
This is utterly old flash. IIRC, I posted one here too, but no one seems to be insterested about it. However, here's the original one (lazy town edition):
If you took a ninja and a pirate from the 17th century and put then in the colloseum, who would win? _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
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To end all Pirate vs. Ninja arguements.
