PLEASE ,IT LOOK LEGIT

Obtw, I forgot to mention how common these things are, really, and also how stupid those senders are....

Dear Miss. Kagame


I sadly notify you that the e-mail you have contacted
belongs to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).
While your message seems like a truthful letter, we
have began a background check (authorized by law
107-56, Passed by United States Congress in the year
of 2001) on you and you brother, and have yet to find
any traces of your existence in any of our databases.

Under the given rights to our bureau, we have tracked
down the location from which you have created the
e-mail, and our representative will be sent in a few
days to your current location. The agent will be at
the location around 2:00 P.M. at GMT -5.
Please do not leave the location and wait for the
representative, unless you become unable to do so due
to physical and/or social conditions. If you will fail
to meet the representative, you shall be contacted,
again – this time in person by one of our colleagues.
Please do not try to escape this meeting, as only then
we will be able to estimate your actual identities.
Failure to do so will be punished by domestic and
international laws, currently enacted.

Thank you for your co-operation. This is the only
time you will be contacted (unless you will not be
able to meet with our representative), so please – do
not dispose of this letter, as you will be required to
use this as a proof of your identity. Please have at
least three documents, through which we can identify
you. Your brother is not required to appear at the
meeting if the medical and educational conditions
stand in the way of his appearance at the location.
Thank you for the co-operation.

Internet fraud department of Federal Bureau of Investigation.

You're not alone.

So I've had one of those Nigerian e-mails... well, I tried to scare the shit out of them, so here goes my attempt.

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