The Story of Shortbus Dating Edition

blahblahyeahyeah2 · Vehicle Driver **Joined**: 31 May 2012

Let me just say I've never dated a normal girl. Let me tell you about a few of my exgirlfriends.

First one. Met her online. She became close friends with me and lived an hour away in a small town outside of houston. Hell, let's make it detailed. mont belvieu past baytown by houston texas. She was hugely fat. Her parents didn't work. Her stepdad lost his job. they all druggies. Her mom had been through like a dozen people since she gave birth to my exgirlfriend. She didn't graduate high school and worked at dairy queen. she had a long history running off with guys and having orgies and staying at people's houses using them especially when she started working cause her parents wanted most her money for rent and lies to her promising her a car LOL. After about 5 months of knowing her online talking to her all day every day sleeping on the phone with her she ended up dating some guy who got hired at her job. He was a compulsive cheater and had a kid. She just turned 18. That lasted a month and I trolled the crap out of her having people off the internet call her job one day. the guy cheated on her and moved away. she hated me for calling her constantly and having people call her job.

but since the guy was out of the picture i drove to go see her. i had been with a few girls before i went to see her but she had full control over me so i literally ignored the girls who lived close by and was obsessed with this fat nasty girl a hour away. when i met her at her job it was a surprise but she recognized me before i even got into the DQ. i didnt recognize her though she was fatter and bigger and looked different than i expected. she was pretty nice and happy to see me and was constantly coming over sitting next to me and giving me free food until she got off work.

honestly this is the first time shortbus has ever felt like a real person because i hardly ever left the house. We ended up spending a ton of money for hotels across from her job cause her parents got mad at me for fooling around with her at night when we went back to her trailer shack.

She was still more in love with the guy she dated before me. So basically our relationship lasted another 5 months after we first met even though she didn't love me that much. It was all still the same. She called me all day every day hung out with me on my birthday and valentines day and she told me in her valentines day card she couldnt wait to make me happy for the rest of my life. All this time my family was calling cops on me for stealing cars etc because this girl wrecked my car. she wanted to drive but it got dark and in a bad part of town and i insisted she drive. she never drove before LOL IM SO SILLY.

anyway she ended up moving back to her old town where she was a total sleezy whore sleeping with everyone and using people for housing. she started banging a manwhore and was mooching off friends. she dumped me and everything went down hill. i went and saw her one last time unannounced. she made fun of me in front of all her friends etc behind my back. i went home all screwed up mentally cause this girl was gone. i couldnt even sleep at night cause i was used to sleeping with her on the phone. this is when i realized she never really loved me or cared about me.

It only took a month until i bought a gun and was plotting to commit felonies. my parents called the cops on me when they realized i had a gun before i could do anything. i ended up in a mental hospital for evaluation where i met my next exgirlfriend.

she is a narcissistic compulsive lying delusional mess but extremely hot. WAY TOO HOT. Turns out she dated and dumped guys constantly. had a kid with a black guy in his 40s and in jail cause hes nuts. she didnt care about her kid and had a history running off and getting arrested for prostitution etc. she pretended to be normal and i lived with her for a few months. her dad liked me because she was putting on a show around me and behaving. i had no idea how messed up and fake she was.

she was in the hospital for destroying neighborhood property like the female denis the menis or whatever lol. she was even banging her dad's coworker in his 40s when she was 21. i could make a book about both these girls im talking about in this post of all the thug crap theyve done. anyway she dumped me to run off and bang a methhead she met at the hospital the day after i left before running off again. she went on dating sites etc after that and i knew she was gonna find a ton of guys on there since she has no standards. she emotionally abuses guys etc. like i said narcissistic and i mean the real deal not name calling. NO MORALS OR EMOTIONS AT ALL.

anyway the whole time i was dating this blond girl the first girl started calling me again cause he mooching fell apart and she wanted to live with me. i went off on her and she stopped talking ot me and starting using another guy. she continues to use him shes in full control of him like a parasite.

Shortbus in child's play compared to these girls i dated.

I only dumped one morbidly obese fat girl who tried to get me to get her pregnant. i was also with a few other girls some underage during all of this crap.

few months ago i went back to the mental hospital after calling police pretending to be having a mental flip out. i met another girl this girl just had a kid and married a guy and dumped him and disowned her kid just like the hot blond disowned her kid. however i stopped being friends with her cause i dont need that crap. crazy girls lol. she acting like i was so hot at the hospital and wanted to sit by me just like the other crazy girl was acting towards me. weird crazy women.

right now i have given up on girls. i want to be happy without a girl. its hard though the mind games they play on a guy. in a way i wish all women were eliminated so guys could act normal around each other and not ruin lives like they are designed for.

watch deadly women on youtube. relationships are jacked up!!!!

CCHyper · Defense Minister **Joined**: 07 Apr 2005

Mig Eater · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:09 am Post subject:

That's a plea for attention if I've ever seen one...

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daTS · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:14 am Post subject:

lol fat bitches.

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Cranium · Defense Minister **Joined**: 05 Dec 2009 **Location**: USA

"sigh" shortbus, shortbus, shortbus. what are we gonna do with you.

That's either a well thought out story, or you just had one really fucked up life!

Either way, I suppose if you show you can behave yourself, "which honestly i dont think is possible" Your welcome to hang around here for awhile. Though I'm quite sure many others will disagree with that. I tend to be a little more lienient with people. I honestly dont think you'll last long, but your more than welcome to prove me wrong!

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blahblahyeahyeah2 · Vehicle Driver **Joined**: 31 May 2012

gtg

daTS · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:41 am Post subject:

Yup. My thoughts exactly, Katy Perry.

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freedom fighter · General **Joined**: 14 May 2009

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Orac · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:02 am Post subject:

At least this explains your behaviour to some extent. I would suggest that you should seek further therapy in order to overcome the pattern you seem to be falling into.
Even if it isn't a medicated program, it'd probably help to discuss your personal issues with a well trained psychologist.