Poem Generator

gistop

So recently I found this site. It's freaking awesome. It's called Poem Generator.

In other words, you can make absolutely ridiculous poems in the blink of an eye.

Here's the link:
http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/PoemGen/PoemGen.htm

NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

Just post whatever weird ones you get..

here's my first one:

Where is the warm pirate?
Never desire a whale.
Why does the cloud rise?

Graion Dilach · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:19 pm Post subject:

Nothanks, I write my own. Yes, I did write my own already. f. e. http://ujirodalom.hu/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5226 Tho it's in Hungarian, so prolly useless for you to know.

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RatsInTheWalls · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:48 pm Post subject:

...I read that as porn generator.

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gistop · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:49 pm Post subject:

Flames erupted on the night sea,
rang the caller's horn,
Appeared again in Walking the talk,
Protect everything we do me good. called back I the LORD require of death eternal terrains, I know too well the old law, the strong retained porbahull the poor. screams mingle the night darkness, started, lo, the killer dance blades glistening in the firelight, to work was the grim reaper. Surg, rotate, swirl aside, I've just avoiding cuts , then I feel a sting in my kidneys, and I know well, for me there is no tomorrow. runway all my leg strength, I can feel my body light and the Deathly Today I will be there, It's over, I can move on. longer is trapped in the world, I do not I stood all kinds dream, I failed the last test, I do not have to stand up for more. depart with the flame.

Ummmmm... Graion... Wtf happened here? #Tongue

Chrome Auto-translated it so it makes no sense at all...

gistop · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:50 pm Post subject:

RatsInTheWalls wrote:

...I read that as porn generator.

Wishful thinking

RatsInTheWalls · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:14 pm Post subject:

gistop wrote:

RatsInTheWalls wrote:

...I read that as porn generator.

Wishful thinking

I disagree.

Code:

Sails endure like misty girls.
Never fight a gull.
Endure roughly like a stormy sailor.

That sounds like a porn generator to me. Especially that last sentence.

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Graion Dilach · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:49 pm Post subject:

gistop wrote:

Ummmmm... Graion... Wtf happened here? #Tongue

Chrome Auto-translated it so it makes no sense at all...

Yea, it was bad, because it couldn't translate the point my poem makes. But I just did a rough translation for ya. English rhyming is damned retarded, so Hun rhyming couldn't be carried over, sadly.

Quote:

Veteran Endgame

Sheets of flame erupted in the sea of the night,
When the call of the horn was heard,
I returned to the field of the deeds,
Protecting everything I believe as good.

I was recalled by the lord, the Need,
To the eternal killing fields,
I know the old rule too well,
The strong survives, to dust with the weak.

Screams echo in the darkness of the night,
The dance of the death have started,
Blades blink in the light of the fire
And the Grim Reaper started to work.

I swing, rotate, swirl aside,
Just evading all the attacks,
Then I feel a sting in my kidney,
And I realize: my tomorrow never comes.

My legs lose their strength,
I feel, my body is light,
Tonight Death came for me as well,
It's over, now I can step forward.
No longer trapped by the world,
No longer locked by any dream,
I fall on the last test,
And I don't have to stand against more.
I move on with the flame.

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Parasite03 · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:53 pm Post subject:

This thing most often generates junk. This is what I got when I cliked though a couple of poems with the default settings:

Porn Generator wrote:

Adventure, life, and death.
Moons sail!
All lads desire lively, dead whales.
Faith, love, and endurance.
All captains fight cold, rough ships.

Quote:

Love is a grimy girl.
Walk calmly like a cold girl.
All cigarettes sell dead, dead cars.
Where is the dry car?

Quote:

Slums walk!
Hoods shop!

Quote:

Where is the dusty hood?
All cigarettes get dead, fast girls.
Noise is a dry corner.
All guys love dark, dusty workers.
The girl works like a old flower.

Quote:

Where is the faceless car?
Streets run like rainy jobs.
Faith, love, and action.
All jobs buy faceless, dry trucks.
The grimy car quietly loves the hood.

Oh god, I could flip though these for ages.

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gistop · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:56 pm Post subject:

I know, it's ztyping hilarious

Parasite03 · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:43 pm Post subject:

My personal fav lines of those ones:

All lads desire lively, dead whales.
Faith, love, and endurance.
All captains fight cold, rough ships.
----- All ladies desire a dead whle?

All cigarettes sell dead, dead cars.
Where is the dry car?
----- Sigarettes sell dead cars? A dry car?

All cigarettes get dead, fast girls.
Noise is a dry corner.
All guys love dark, dusty workers.
The girl works like a old flower.
----- Nois is a dry corner and why would guys love dusty workers?

Where is the faceless car?
----- FASELESS CAR?

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gistop · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:05 pm Post subject:

What's better is that you can custom make your own...

I'm really tempted to take everything from Graion's poem and then generate the poem through the site...

for example, if you say 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, I love your 6 5 1! you get shit like this:

Damn, lord, oh, ooh, lord, I love your quickly big jackhammer!

Lord, o, o, ooh, o, I love your quietly dusty hood!

O, god, o, o, oh, I love your calmly dry truck!

Ooh, ooh, damn, god, ooh, I love your calmly misty window!

Oh, oh, ooh, lord, god, I love your loudly dark sidewalk!

There's something remotely sexual about these...

RatsInTheWalls · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:54 am Post subject:

gistop wrote:

O, god, o, o, oh, I love your calmly dry truck!

That reminds me.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERRRRZEEEERRRKKEEERRRR

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gistop · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:56 am Post subject:

But seriously a calmly dry truck?

RatsInTheWalls · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:04 am Post subject:

gistop wrote:

But seriously a calmly dry truck?

You asked the random number generator God for a poem, and you got it.

Don't question His Gifts of Randomness, or He will strike you down with terminal diseases, or a deadly car accident.

Randomness is life. Randomness is love.

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DaRTzO · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:12 am Post subject:

Life is a misty cat.
Faith is a moist meme.
Life is a vintage cat.
Cats fall like tiny cats.

gistop · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:27 am Post subject:

lol

RatsInTheWalls · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:07 am Post subject:

DaRTzO, that's pretty good.

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