Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject:
Texas > Everyone else.
We're a country in our own.
[b]LET IT BE KNOWN WE NO LONGER AFFILIATE OURSELVES WITH OUR PRESIDENT[/b]
<u>Texas</u>: By definition, the very epitome of pwn. Everything is bigger in Texas, including but not limited to Trucks, Titties, Beers, and Cowboy's Stadium. We were at one time our own country, but didn't want to embarrass the rest of the United States, so reluctantly joined the union in the 1800's.
Our women are more beautiful, and our horses run faster, whether it be this horse, or THIS ONE.
In conclusion:
[b]<u>Texas=Pwn</u>[/b] _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
Climate - Varies, closer to the equator, more storms and warm weather, closer to the North Pole, it gets colder. It's not as polluted as popular misconception would portray. Basically the formula is, if you live in a large city, it's polluted, towns and smaller, no pollution.
Food - If you really think about it, we have most of the worlds foods here. Yes there is a lot of fast food, but if we actually had more time to cook and if food didn't cost so much, we'd cook at home more often.
Culture - One as unique as anyone else's in the world. We've got a bit of everything dumped together like a bowl of stew. We like technology, and unfortunately gross over-objectified women; I personally like the normal women a lot better. Again unfortunately, many...many people drive large cars that suck ass and oil.
Music - Tends to suck, but we sometimes get good artists that are native born. Mainly we import music from the rest of you.
Goverment - Has been corrupted ever since they added an income tax, which is by the way unconstitutional. People here are disenfranchised because we never get what we want and the real people (not the upperclass that dominates this society) have no real say in any matter. Bush is not the worst president we've ever had, also contrary to popular belief. He was a better choice than Kerry in my honest opinion. The last truly great American preisdents I can think of are Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman.
Schools - Relatively crap tastic, but it's better than nothing. For further education, we have a multitude of money raping universities that only care for our money, not so much for our education.
As a citizen of the United States of America, I am quite contented being here, and I have no real qualms except for the idiots that think all the wrong things. Like Global Warming, which exists, but come on, it's a natural cycle of the planet, deal with it. That or the over zealous, almost extremist Christians and what not that live here. Seriously, it's too much, tone it down people.
I am done. In review, we've got our problems, like everybody else, and we're exactly the same as you. I have no real problem with any one nation, save maybe for France, but that is unfounded. The only things wrong with this world are governments and religions. Both are the root cause of all conflicts and suffering.
Oh, and P.S. Japan is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world.
daTS is one view of Texas, whereas I am the other side of the coin. Part of my 50/50 Theory. More info on my 50/50 Theory, PM me or somethin. _________________ QUICK_EDIT
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum
