[GDI troops] "see russain bombers" horray we are saved.
[Gdi officer] all you guys did a good job welcome Comrades..i never thought i'll be saying this to a commie before
*GDI signs a deal with the soviets and are now allys. All gdi Remap changes to soviet colours*
[soviet troops] now lets kick some nodies butt
[GDI troops] yeah !!!
[Black Hand troops] oh shit they formed a damn alliance
[nod officer] kane can you send some psytroopers
[yuri] you are now under my contorl
* mind contorls all nod units using a psybecon *
*all nod nunits are now under yuri's contorl* _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject:
*Tyler has enough of Flynn and Natasha (who wouldnt)
and joined ... Kyler! (stole a, hey whats a bizon 2, doesnt matter anyway*
Tyler: "hey kyler"
Kyler: "hey tyler"
K/T: "... that sounded really g*y"
K/T: "yes it did, so does this though"
K/T: "lets quit it"
K/T: "ok"
T: "got food?"
K: "nope"
T: "damn, i feel like blowing stuff up"
K: "again?"
T: "its addictive"
K: "THIS is addictive" *takes coke* (do not try this at home, kids)
T: "n00b"
K: *smokes weed* (do not try this at home, kids)
T: "..."
K: *is high* "wow, man, im sooo wasted! im seein, like, big guys in trenchcoats"
T: *smokes weed too, but its first time so gets really high* (do not try this at home, kids) "wow, i see him too, he must be real!"
(this guy in trenchcoat is The Punisher, 2 junkies said this in the game too)
K: "hey where's he goin?"
T: "hes comming for us!"
K: "lets get out of here"
T: "nah, lets just take some more weed"
K: "good idea" *both smoke more, and more ... (how many times do i have to say this....) _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
*Gufu never gets to eat one, as the moment hes spotted, only god can fortell the rape of the T-90, 80s, and 75s against the 'roid of Gufu* _________________ ... QUICK_EDIT
after crossing paths with the punisher Tyler and Kyler are walking around randomely and a find a remote
Tyler"whoa a remote... wheres the tv?"
Kyler" I dont know press a button"
*Tyler presses a big red button which activated a bunch of faulty laser turrets and SAM sites from an abandoned Nod Production facillity*
T/K"WHOA!"
(Remember theyre still high)
*the lasers and SAM sites fire randomley in every direction one actually shoots down the scrin ship and a bunch of lasers kill T/K, some time later they respawn at a GDI base with an IQ of 10 as a result of smoking Weed and because the punisher beat the hell out of them when he found them* QUICK_EDIT
DUB : TT should respawn soon burr russia is too cold anyway now to go back to the Phyladelphia and tell GDI that Mcneal is safe ...spy ha! gees some people beleave anything these days .
*looks out the port hole*
humm i might watch the battle see who wins. Mcneal, natasha and flynn should be going soon to meet me at the Phyladelphia anyway
*DUB looks at the mission objectives on his EVA unit*
GDI should be very happy now the mission is over for us heh heh i get a new mammoth mkII anyway so i guess no loss.
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EVA : new primany objective : destory srin base to finsh the mission
Soviet command : will do EVA command out
* Gdi are preparing to leave the mission area soviet command will be finshing the mission as Soviets can now defend them self's and gdi has no more use for this mission*
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Note: none of the above can be changed this is the part of the story where GDI is no longer in the mission all their objectives are now complete _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Location: Tiberium Research Center N27
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject:
Gufu the visceroid:bklath(I'm going to lunch room)
*Goes inside destroyed hand of NOD in which rest of the NOD soldiers are eating lunch. Gufu the visceroid eats them!* _________________ DUNK! QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Location: In ur BIOS, Steeln ur Megahurtz!
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:
5 min later:
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Flynn: "this take over the world thingy is kinda boring, i expected more resistance, even those good old aliens were stronger"
Tyler: "lets hope for the scrin to invade"
Flynn: "they already did, i blew em up"
Vince: "they didnt stand a chance"
Flynn: "i blew up everyting there was to blow up, theres only one thing left to make my life worth livng..."
McNeil: "you did it five minutes ago, dont you ever get tired?"
Natasha: "did we get tired from taking over the world?"
McNeil: "got a point there"
*Natasha and Flynn run off (again)*
Vince: "hey, i just got a great idea"
Tyler: "well, it couldnt be more boring than my life is already at the moment"
Vince: "lets say ive found something to travel to other plantes... what if we took them over, maybe they offer more resistance"
Tyler: "*sigh* youre soooo never gonna get laid with that attitude"
Vince: "ok, lets pick up some firls first then, we rule them anyway. and afterwards we leave them and take another load with us^^"
Tyler: "thats more like it"
*Tyler and Vince run off too*
McNeil: "am i the only one who doesnt get laid in this story? i mean, even EVA and Cabal...." *raises eyebrow* "whatever, ill just commit ritual suicide"
*commits ritual suicide*
...
*spawns* "phuck! damn game"
Slave 01: "what the hell are you talking about?"
Mc: "OMFG, im getting paranoid!"
Slave 02: "no, they really all want to murder you *sarcasm*"
Mc: *blank expression* "..." *drools from left side of mouth* "..." *suddenly dies*
...
*spwans* "OMFG, EA I HATE YOU TURN THIS F*CKING SPAWN OFF!!!"
EVA: "EA will be nuked in T-5min... Cabal, gimme back my panties " _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
note : stick to the storyline..... no more Sx sences ...or im can'ing this story
some people have started to say my storys are crap so if you don't stop it i will can this topic .......this was supose to be fun not hurting me.....im trying to save my self a good name this is not helping so stop pissing me off... or i'll end this NOW im upset that your killing my good name or whats left of my pride anyway _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:00 am Post subject:
dubzac58 wrote:
note : stick to the storyline..... no more Sx sences ...or im can'ing this story
some people have started to say my storys are crap so if you don't stop it i will can this topic .......this was supose to be fun not hurting me.....im trying to save my self a good name this is not helping so stop pissing me off... or i'll end this NOW im upset that your killing my good name or whats left of my pride anyway
Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:
Natasha: *pets ackron* It's so cute
Ackron: "purrr....".. Who you calling cute? *claws fly out in a frenzy and when ackrons done, Natasha has blood all over her face.* "I'm seckzy.. not 'cute'. GDI can suck my giant hairy cat balls!"
Natasha: "SHOOT IT!! NOW GODDAMMIT! It scratched my beautiful face up... "
Flynn: "But it's so seckzy..."
Ackron: "Damn strait!" *hops over and rubs on Flynn's leg* "purrrrrrr"
Flynn: "idiot..." *Kicks Ackron, injuring his head, and dirtying his baret* "Nod scum.. the baret is obviously Nod, what with the logo an all" *rolls eyes*
Vince: "HAHA! Go Flynn! Let's have a soccer game with it!"
[Strange craft appears jumps into atmosphere over Ackron, Flynn and Natasha.. It hovers above them omenously, with all weapons charged.. daTS opens up a comm line]
daTSchikinhed: "First you dress him up in baby clothes, and then you kick him? Now it's time to pay." *Lands and gets out* Nod will not tolerate this. Ackron is a valuable member.
EVA: unknown reinforcements inbount. ETA - 5 minutes.
Flynn: Who are you?
Natasha (goggling over daTS): God your hot..
Ackron: *looks at daTS.. at Natasha.. then daTS again*... I dont see it happening.
daTS: Ackron, if she's got boobs, she's gunna stare, I'm sorry to say. If you hadn't fucked with that Tiberium and turned yourself into a cat, then you might have had better chances.
Ackron: Look here! I still am a top commander of NOD, That's got to amount to something!
daTS: Yes, it does. you can get you a nice peice of persian cat ass when we get back to HQ.
Flynn: *Falls down and laughs so hard he cries* OH MY GOD!!!
Natasha: ... Can I touch you?
daTS: WtF?!
Natasha: just a poke?
daTS: ...
Natasha: *edges closer* Pleeeeeaaaase?
daTS: ... I'm seeing somebody.
Natasha: Who?! I'll kill her and have her all to myself!! Bwahahaha!!
daTS: *pulls out stunner and fires at Natasha, knocking her out cold* .. Women.
Flynn: Hey! I like her!
daTS: She's out cold. Use that to your advantage.
Flynn: What, do her while she's out?
Ackron: I'd hit that.
Flynn & daTS: You're a cat.
Ackron: .. so?
daTS: .. nevermind.
Flynn: What were you going to say?
daTS: A remark about his cat penis
Ackron: I'm going to kill you.
daTS: good luck. Kane wont be happy. I'm almost done with my Magnetic Launch System reasearch. You can kill me when I'm done.
Ackron: Consider it done.
Flynn: Are you two always like this?
daTS: That's what happens when you ask to have more Tiberium Research in your sector.
Ackron: Magnetism is retarded.
daTS: Tiberium is magnetic. How about using high speed Tiberium balistics to blow shit up. I know how much you like blowing shit up.
Ackron: ... True.
Flynn: *rolls natasha over* damn she's hot when she's asleep
daTS: You're actually going to do that?!?!
Ackron: Roffles!
Flynn: She's out, what will she care?
daTS: *shakes head.. then pulls out Silenced Desert Eagle* Rape is a sin. *Puts a bullet thru Flynns head*
Ackron: .. I like how you dealt with that.
daTS: ... *raises eyebrow* Really now?
[dropship door opens, and Tyler Walks out.. not knowing what the ruckus was]
daTS: .. *pulls out stunner and fires on Tyler* Hey, If you wanna slice off his balls, go ahead.
Ackron: I'd rather not go down there.. I might find a vagina.
daTS: HAHAHAHAHAH! Ok, Well, at least leave your mark.
Ackron: *Trots over to Tyler and pisses on his face*
daTS: We are a good duo when we arent bickering.
Ackron: Yes, arguements that you start.
daTS: *sigh* here we go again....
Ackron: Nevermind, Just get me back to HQ.
Natasha: *wakes up* wha... why did you shoot me?
daTS: Because you are annoying... and a typical woman.
Natasha: Are you..?
daTS: Say it and I'll blow your brains all over the sand. I am engaged to a WOMAN.
Natasha: But.. I.. You.. He.. Dammit.
Ackron: .. sucks to be you right now.
*Ackron and daTS get back in Raptor Transport*
daTS: ... I'll just disable the dropship, not destroy it. We might be able to salvage it later.
Ackron: What could we possibly do with a Dropship
daTS: Salvage the NavCom system, and learn the location of enemy bases.
Ackron: Good point... I'll take the engines out with the Howitzer Cannons. *gets in back and loads guns*
daTS: For gods sake, dont hit the cockpit.
Ackron: Yeah yeah yeah, I know. NavCom, IntelSat, whatever. Only engines... Let's just hope this one hasn't been produced in the last two months. GDI upgraded to Liquid Oxygen based fuel systems on their newer dropships. *fires on engines* *engines explode violently, but the main body of the Dropship is relatively unharmed*
daTS: Good man!... err.. Cat.
Ackron: *hisses*
daTS: more and more catlike every day. Pretty soon you'll be making crude sexual comments about my pets.
Ackron: Hurry up and get to HQ so you can finish your Magnetic research and I can proceed with killing you.
daTS: whatever. *starts up engines and darts to hypersonic speed* Oops, sorry. Forgot to reset atmospheric calibrations. I'm so used to space now that we have the new Palitus Space Station up.
Ackron: You did that on purpose... bastard.
daTS: don't get me started.
CABAL: *grunting* C'mon EVA, bend over for me, baby.
EVA: Oh yeah! Right there! That's the spot! Hit it, baby, HIT IT!!
daTS: What the bloody hell?!
CABAL: gigity gigity gigity! Ol' Right!
Ackron: Pervs...
daTS: Like you are any worse.. with your anime porn.. yes, the Network is linked, and I saw EVERYTHING!
Ackron: ... you saw nothing.. understood?
daTS: sure whatever, as long as you dont kill me after my research, I wont 'let it slip'. *switches off AI Voice Link (AIVL)
Radio: Raven 152, this is Cairo NAB, do you read
daTS: Yup, we've got a dropship about 150 km west of here you can salvage. Engines are gone, but the hull is intact.
Radio: I'll let the commander know.
Ackron: Thank god.. something other than you talking.
daTS: I can see the runways from here. You'll be out of my hair in less than a minute.
[to be continued] _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject:
Natasha: *notices Flynn bleeding from his head* "awww, youre sooo cute bleeding like tha.. AAAAAAH HES BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD!!!!!!"
Vicne: "dont make such a noise, im trying to sleep here"
Natasha: "you got stunned wake up, n00b"
Vince: "c'mon, dont call your only son a n00b"
Tyler: "whats that supposed to eman..."
Vince: "back from the dead huh?"
Tyler: "i wasnt dead, its Dad!"
Vicne: "ohhh, so just to make things clear, he was the one shot trough his head, not you?"
Tyler: "indeed"
Vicne: "ok"
Tyler: "ok?"
Vince: "yea hes just dea... OMG HES DEAD!!!"
Natasha: "if i could only do it one more time with him, even when they knocked me out..."
Tyler: "there we go again"
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sensure for dubzac, a.k.a. 5 hours later
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Flynn: "wow that was great"
Tyler: "where did you come from you were dead"
Flynn: "never underestimate the power of love...making"
Vince: "shut up, how would you like to know about YOUR parent's sX life?"
Flynn: "never thought of asking them, tell me about yours instead"
Vicne: *totally freaks out*
Tyler: "the dropship..."
Natasha: "hey, where's my cat!"
Vince: "it scratched your face remember?"
Natasha: "yea, but that was yuri's fault"
Vince: "there was no yuri"
Natasha: "yes there was, daTS is just his second name"
Tyler: "the dropship.... guys...?"
Flynn: "lets get in the dropship and take off"
Tyler: "ITS DESTROYED GO GODDAMN N00B!!!!"
Flynn: "now you say it, it does look a bit broke"
Tyler: *sighs* "whatever, im outta here"
Natasha: "try not to get lost in this huge desert, love"
Tyler: "MOM! dont treat me like a kid"
Natasha: "as long as you give me that reply i will"
Tyler: "ztype you -.-"
Flynn: "BTW werent they talking about blowing stuff up^^"
Vince: "yea, but what i dont get is: WE ztyping DESTROYED TEH ENTIRE BROTHERHOOD AND I PERSONALLY KILLED KANE AND HIS CLONES! HOW THE ztype ARE THERE STILL NODDIES WALKING AROUND!"
Flynn: "beats me... lest blow stuff up"
Natasha: "you guys already blew everything up... HEY TYLER GET THE ztype BACK HERE OR YOURE GROUNDED!"
Tyler: "AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! B*TCH!!!!" _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
*After the great Soviet rush, a Nod base has fallen directly into the Soviet force's hands, and immedialty work beginned to repair the base was underway, along with defence reconstruction, with Tesla coils for add-ons..anyway...down with the troops was our Commander...*
C. Jason> Comrades! Excellent work today! You have fought bravely for the motherland, and shall be awarded accordingly with...Vodka and Eva/Cabal Porn! *Random Computer monitor lights up*
Half the Troops> ...Wtf?
Othe half> *Cheer, watch*
C. Jason> Wow..didn't know they was really THAT sick... *Jason would head off to the Construction yard of the base, with a escort of two Spetznaz troopers armed with AKS-74s with BS-1 Grenade launchers* Comrades, lets get in touch with command and tell them of our victory...Da?
Spetz Troopers> Da Comrade!
*Anyway, in another part of the base, a random T-90 rolls over Gufu and his...Multiples...crushing and squishing them all..while it heads to park*
*Some troops, later, after the porn show, would head off to the missile silo to get a peek around inside, and report accordingly that there was a Multi-Missile ready in the silo...*
*To Be Continued..mm..EVA/Cabal sex. * _________________ ... QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Location: In ur BIOS, Steeln ur Megahurtz!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject:
Von Kriplespac wrote:
*After the great Soviet rush, a Nod base has fallen directly into the Soviet force's hands, and immedialty work beginned to repair the base was underway, along with defence reconstruction, with Tesla coils for add-ons..anyway...down with the troops was our Commander...*
Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Location: Flying into hostile territory
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:52 pm Post subject:
*ORCACommander flies overhead*
*OC* OMFG This has gone far enough, good thing I still have a couple nukes left
*fires 1 nuke at CS, FLYNN, TYLER, Vince, and rescues Natasha*
*All above exept natasha are vaporized by a nuclear explosion and cannot respawn*
*fires secound Nuke at this thread wiping it out from the Revora System. Resulting EMP crashes revora. Natasha and OC escape to Tumsun.* _________________ QUICK_EDIT
radio : this is gdi HQ you have been charged with murder ORCACommander you have killed friendlys i say again you have killed friendlys report to the detention centre for punsihment..General hassion out. _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject:
OC: "like i ever would^^ AAHRG, damn cancer" *dies of cancer and crashes*
*cabals phone rings*
Cabal: *takes up phone* "i dont believe you ... Flynn never dies, EVA would you stop sucking me when im at the phone? yea, sorry, could you tell that again? ... i see, thanks ... yea cya"
EVA: **
Cabal: "gotta go, babe"
EVA: "youre not going anywhere"
Cabal: "let go of it, AAAH! BITCH!" *slaps EVA*
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Gen hassion: "Cyborgs!"
Cyborg 001: "hold your fire, we need your help"
Gen H: "and why should we help you?"
C 001: "because both you, and Cabal will profit from it"
Gen H: "explain"
C 001: "as you will probably know, Flynn and his sons were nuked by ORCACommander, who recently died from cancer"
Gen H: "so..."
C 001: "if you retrieve the ashes of their burnt bodies, we can revive them as cyborgs"
Gen H: "and add them to your army, i know what you are planning"
C 001: "to prove we will not add them to Cabals army with force, Cabal decided to donate you the technology used to first revive their bodies with the use of cyborg implants, and secondly get their sould back from the place they have already been before"
Gen H: "you mean Hell?"
C 001: "indeed"
Gen H: "give us the technology, then i'll see what i can do"
C 002-004: *hand Gen H several strange looking items*
C 001: "we will now leave"
Gen H: "and how do i know for sure this isnt some kind of trap?"
C 001: "in that case you wouldve already been dead, besides, Cabal said he "saw the light" when he started his affair with your AI, EVA."
Gen H: "ok, you can leave now"
C 001: "we will contact you in exactly 3 days from now..."
[to be continued] _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
EVA: all primary objectives destoryed you have failed
Cabal :all primary objectives destoryed you have failed
cannot Be contined you have all failed to complete all objectives
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you have one hope to save this story you must go back useing a "time Machine" go back before you all killed the objectives and start again ...
NOTE: this is the first mission in the campain if you kill all nod all future objectives fail like Operation party crasher fail no matter how much you change the story.. Natasha helps GDI find and start the next mission
the hidden primary objective is if you destory nod u die too this is the same with gdi Phyladelphya if they die so do u....the story is so f**ked up i cannot repair the story line you will all need to start again if you hope to win this campain ...IS THAT CLEAR PPM MEMBERS STOP KILLING MCNEAL MYSELF(im the story Narrator) AND NATASHA OR YOU WILL FAIL the MISSION _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject:
Cyborg Flynn: "oh, seems we lost"
C Vince: "like i give a damn"
C Flynn: "lets get off and have our own story"
C Tyler: "yea but first get rid of this cyborg crap, could you hand me a chainsaw plz?" _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
*gufu visceriod sneaks into time machine*
*gufu visceroid presses 'go back in time'-button*
EVA: Timeshift in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...timeshifting.
*Outside, Sevelys got paradropped*
*Sevelys sees gufu visceroid*
Sevelys: That's pretty good to know.... now let's save the day... _________________ I use a Unix-based system, that means I'll get laid as often as I have to reboot. QUICK_EDIT
(ps. sevelys Mind Controlled -- or reprogged, that's unknown-- gufu visceroid)
Sevelys: *looks at his watch* hmm.... 1933. That's not correct
COSAR (sevelys's ai): Intelligence sources report that GUFU the visceroid is going to eat Einstein.
Sevelys: Too bad. Can you make a timeshift 2036?
COSAR: Of course. 10...9...
....
COSAR: ...3...2....1. Timeshift.
*Sevelys arrives at 2036, at the beginning of this battle. He looks around and sees GUFU visceroid next to him*
Sevelys: Owkay...
*GDI and Nod soldier approaches from different directions to Sevelys*
GDI Soldier: (to noddie) I saw him first! I kill him
Nod Soldier: I got better equipment! I kill him!
Sevelys (on backgound): WTF?
GDI Soldier: So you have better equipent? Let me see.
*GDIer and Noddie start fighting*
Noddie: OK, we will kill him togheter!
Sevelys (thinks): Last words... Last words...
*Sevelys got killed*
Sevelys (half dead): You've done bad by killing a person such as intelligent as me.
*Strange light bulb comes out of Sevelys*
Sevelys's bulb (very high voice): I escaped! I escaped! But i need a new body to regain my power!
*Sevelys-bulb sees gufu visceroid walking, or better crawling trough woods*
Sevelys-bulb: Not perfect, but usable
GUFU visceroid: DUNK?
*Sevelys-bulb enters gufu-visceroid and gufu visceroid get somewhat human look (like sevelys), but still visceroid-ly colored*
Sevelys-GUFU-visceroid: Now those noddies can come say they "unity, peace, etc..." stuff.... Hey, what's that strange feeling..... I... need to say...
Sevelys-GUFU-visceroid: DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! _________________ I use a Unix-based system, that means I'll get laid as often as I have to reboot. QUICK_EDIT
Eva all objectives reset
Eva unknown outcome Error... error
*AI fails* _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:14 pm Post subject:
Zues Orbital Cannon 23:30 ZULU
daTS: Stand by for firing on Hammerfest
Chris: Sir, you do realize that if you do this, GDI will presume NOD attacked, and retaliate against thier Cairo base. They will use the Ion Cannon.
daTS: I am aware of that. I have solved the Ion Cannon problem.
Chris: What did you do?
daTS: Several Hundred pounds of Nitro Glycerin set on both the Philidelphia and the Ion Cannon's Solar Panels.
Amber: JESUS! You're going to blow them back to the sixteenth century. God it makes me hot when you do shit like that!
daTS: I know *smiles* That's why I did it. Madame President will be proud.
Chris: Indeed she will. How will the explosives be detonated?
daTS: They are stealthed and covered. I will open the coverings and allow the sun to strike them and heat them up. I've set up a Survailence drone a mile from each of them. The view is quite nice.
Chris: Now I see why Madame President put you in charge of this operation.
ANGEL (AI): Generators one through twelve active and fully charged. Transversers ready and active. Trinium Accellerators standing by.
daTS: Thank you, ANGEL. You may fire when you wish.
ANGEL: Should I send them a transmission? Maybe I can be a vixen?
daTS: No, ANGEL, I just want you to fire the Zues and open the covers on the Glycerin explosives.
ANGEL: By your command, Admiral.
*The accelerators deep in the Zues Cannon begin to spin rapidly. several seconds later, a light emenates inside the barrel. A bright red beam of energy is fired towards the Planet. When it strikes the surface, the blast blows clouds away from the site for hundreds of miles around. The blast was enough to pierce the crust, and lava flows began to rise from the target area. Several thousand miles away, the covers on the Nitro Glyserin explosives opened up. The highly unstable explosive began to rapidly heat up, and within a minute exploded. The Ion Cannon went first. The charged particles added with the explosive made a beautiful pink and purple explosion, seen even in daylight from the planet's surface. The Philidelphia was shredded to billions if peices in seconds. The shockwave from the blast reached the recon drone that was observing the blast, destroying it.*
daTS: *whispers to self* Long live the Heliopolis Empire.
ANGEL: Intercepting transmission . . . . Decoding . . . Transmission decoded to the best of my abilities, sir.
daTS: Secure Channel four, please.
-=Tran?miss1on X-35?n90=-
General ?lavik, this i? McNeil. What the ?loody hell i? going on? What d?d you fire?! You've cau?ed massive tectonic shif?s that are torturing the planet! R?spond immediately!
- Mc?iel
-=End Transmis?ion=-
daTS: ANGEL, Give me status on the North American Contenent.
ANGEL: The western half of the contenent is experiencing earthquakes varying from 7.0 to 11.5 on the Richter Scale. The southern portion is sinking below sea level. The eastern portion is experienceing major volcanic activities in the Appalacian Mountains. The Canadian sector is recieving little activity, except the extreme southwestern sector.
Amber: Jesus, the uncounted billions of deaths.. was it really worth it?
Chris: The titanium ore deep inside the crust and into the mantle has a net worth of over 55 quintillion GaCredits.
daTS: We have our orders. Get me the ArchAngel.
-=[to be continued]=- _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject:
Meanwhile in a European mutant base:
Umagon: YOU JUST BLEW UP HALF THE BASE AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY?!!
Mutant soldier 01: what more could i possibly say?
Umagon: well, you could at least help clean up the mess
MS 01: yes ma'am!
MS 02: Ma'am, reinforcements have arrived from germany.
Umagon: let em help clean up the mess
MS 01: wait, whats this?
MS 02: looks like explosives, lets burry em up
*burries up explosives*
MS 01: these are the explosives i blew up the base with... at least, with which we supposed i blew it up
MS 02: guess you're innocent then, but if you didnt do it... who did?
Umagon: lets ask this to tratos
MS 02: but he's still in america
Umagon: yes, thats exactly why. gimme a radio
MS 01: yes ma'am! *hands over radio*
Umagon: tratos, tratos, do you read me? i repeat: do you read me, this is Umagon, over.
Tratos: Umagon, finally. i couldnt reach you myself. something very terrible has happened here
Umagon: whatever it was, i think it had an effect on us too
Tratos: that could very well be, we endured earthquakes of 11.5
Umagon: Rscale?
Tratos: i'm affraid so, many of our people here have died, and many more are wounded, or homeless
Umagon: is there anything we can do?
Tratos: no, we have to leave america entirely. the landscape is ruined, not even suited for war anymore, mass evacuations have started out of here, mostly to mexico and canada. many people are leavy through alaska to russia
Umagon: and were will you go?
Tratos: ghost and myself will come to where you are now, our scientists found a way to use this disaster, but it will be very unsafe, thats why we are coming
Umagon: and who will protect thos who stay?
Tratos: as i said, everyone is leaving, theres no need for protection. you need it all the more, ive heard
Umagon: yes, we will prepare a barracks for you
Tratos: good. over and out
Umagon: prepare barracks 5, we'll have some guests
MS 01/02: yes ma'am
MS 03: and how about the explosion?
Umagon: you will take care of that, you have permission to pick 4 other soldiers to help you
MS 03: Yes ma'am
Umagon: *heads for barracks 6, the officers barracks*
Mofficer 1: ma'am, youre just in time
Umagon: i see, the lets get started
MO 2: ok, this is what weve go left after the explosion:
-2 titans, 9 were destroyed
-6 wolverines, 2 were destroyed
-1 buggy
-1 bike
-30 soldiers, 12 were killed
-4 sargeants, 1 was killed
-1 dropship
-1 sub APC
-4 harvesters, 3 were destroyed
-4 guard towers, 6 were destroyed
-7 barracks, 12 were destroyed
weve lost our factory and the fuel dump.
we also have just 65% of our power left.
EVA is offline. standard communications are out.
due to storage fo blue tiberium weve lost the refineries 3-7.
Umagon: is it really that bad?
MO 1: not only that, but 2 hours ago Nod started to send recon units for hit-and-run strikes. 10% of our losses were cause by that.
Umagon: i see, chanse of holding out till ghost and tratos arrive?
MO 2: well, that should be somewhere between zero and nothing
Umagon: an icecube in hell...
MO 1: thats indeed what were talking about.
Umagon: and if tratos and ghost arrived a little sooner? lets say, 30 mins?
MO 2: about 30%
Umagon: id better tell tratos to hurry then. _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:06 am Post subject:
[Zues Orbital Cannon, 400 miles above earth: 12:34 pm GMT]
ANGEL: Admiral, A faction leader by the name of "Tratos" is leaving the American continent. Shall I sent an attack force. He seems to be a diplomatic leader for the mutant faction.
daTS: What's his target destination?
ANGEL: A Mutant base in the European theatre. Apparently another diplomatic leader by the name of "Umagon" is there.
Chris: Sir, it looks as if Nod is on the offensive agains the mutants. To be blunt, the mutants are getting anally raped by Nod.
ANGEL: Incoming Transmission from the ArchAngel.
. . . . .
Opening on Secure Channel 2
-Systems Linked-
Commander Lina Alexander: Myers, this is Lina, we're about 12,000 km from your position. Long time no talk, eh?
daTS: Good to see you again, Lina. How are things back home?
Lina: Great! We've located the Scrin Homeworld and it looks like the First Emperial Fleet is gunna bone them up the ass.
daTS: Amber, Lina has been on a long ride. She will need a warm welcome. Do you think you could prepare a suite for her? I know how you are with stuff like that.
Amber: No problem, babe.
daTS: We are in uniform *winks*
Amber: Damn.. Sorry, sir.
daTS: mmkay. Do what you do best.
*Amber leaves Command Room*
ANGEL: Tratos will arrive at the base in ten minutes.
Chris: SHIT! Inbound fighters! They'll be in defensive range in thirty seconds!
ANGEL: Activating anti-air protocals. Stand by.
daTS: Angel, Charge the sheilds, and notify Commander Alexander!
ANGEL: I'm working on it!
Matt: DUDE! SCRIN!
daTS: SHIT!
Chris: anti-air batteries ready! ETA ten seconds!
MATT: Shields at 110%
daTS: c'mon baby! Let's see what you got!
ANGEL: Anti-air batteries active.
*outside the Zues, several dozen railguns begin to open fire on the incoming fighters. Within seconds, the fighters are shredded to bits*
daTS: Dammit. Now they know we are here.
ANGEL: Admiral, Tratos is on approach to the mutant base.
Chris: If we are gunna do something, we need to do it now.
ANGEL: Charging Generators One thru Twelve.
daTS: Good girl, Angel. You can read me like a book.
ANGEL: .. I try.
Matt: HAHA!
ANGEL: Charging Trinium Accelerators.
daTS: Fire at 30% output.
ANGEL: Firing.
*Again, the accelerators deep in the Zues Cannon begin to spin rapidly. Several seconds later, a light emenates inside the barrel. Another bright red beam of energy is fired towards Earth. The topside of the Mutant base is destroyed, as well as 95% of the massive underground complex (Umagon was in the other 5%). The blast brought down Tratos's transport. It crash lands in the snow several kilometers north of what's left of the mutant base. The ship is unflyable, but Tratos survives.*
daTS: Target the Nod Cairo Base.
ANGEL: Re-aligning orbit. Time-on-Target: Ten minutes.
Chris: Lina is near, i would assume.
Matt: I think we should head down to Bay 6.
daTS: Indeed. Let's meet with the future co-conquerer of this planet.
*Amber walks back into Command Room*
Amber: Sir, the suite is ready.
ANGEL: ToT Cairo Base: Nine minutes.
[to be continued] _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:
If you would have read properly, you would know that the orbital cannon has defensive measures. The nukes would have never made it out of the atmosphere. Coupled with the shields and the ArchAngel docked at it.. it's invincable for the time being... plus nobody knows it's there.
I'll write more on it when I get back.
EDIT: More. Here. Now.
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ANGEL: Admiral, Commander Alexander has arrived.
Matt: It's LINA! *jumps up and gives Commander Alexander a huge hug*
Lina: Haha! It's good to see you too!
daTS: God it's good to see another Heliopolis ship in his hellhole.
Lina: Why? what's going on?
Chris: Well, other than the fact that Mr. Retard here destablezed the tectonic stablility of this planet, and the fact that these idiot factions called the Global Defense Initiative and the Brotherhood of NOD are at war, nothing has happened.
Lina: *looks at daTS* What did you do?
daTS: My job. There are thousands of bases on this planet.
Lina: Oh, well at any rate, I admire how you handled that Scrin scout force.
ANGEL: We are targeting the Cairo Base.
daTS: Lina... Now you get to see what kind of power Madame President has bestowed upon me. *smiles slyly*
ANGEL: Firing time: 1 minute.
[to be continuted] _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
Err exeuse me DaTSchikinhed why are you not following the objectives or try to save the world the Phyladelphya is your objective too because the main charaters are there .....Err is this a prank or something ... if your a hero unit DaTSchikinhed shouldn't u be helping the world not destorying do you fail to see the objectives latey ..we have reset all objectives man so whats wiht the big gun if no one can destory it...its a little unfair mate _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:
Tratos/Umagon/Ghost: *step into strange device and disappear unnoticed*
Umagon: Bitches! i told you to wait! you both know very well only organic tisue can pass this portal!
Tratos/Ghost: *get nosebleed looking at umagon, who quickly turns around*
Umagon: *dresses* PIGS! *bitch-slaps them*
Tratos: would it matter if i said i was sorry?
Umagon: Hmmph!
Ghost: shut up and get over it, weve got more important things to do. *wipes off blood from nose*
Tratos: *wipes of blood too* now, let us proceed.
Umagon: [sarcasm] very well, sir [/sarcasm]
Ghost, Umagon and Tratos leave the transporter exit, after making sure the one on earth is demolished beyond recognition. Once in their primary base they keep watch on all that happens on Earth... and above
Tratos: Lets see what daTS is up to now... Ghost, scan sector Alpha-1 to Gamma-7 for daTS' psyonic pattern.
Ghost: yessir!
Kane: ah, Tratos, i see you've finally made it here.
Tratos: yes, it was a rough flight, and they didnt have peanuts, but i was able to get here in one piece.
Kane: and how about daTS?
Tratos: he still thinks you're stupid enough to fight
GDI back on Earth.
Kane: good. uppose i was to give you command over a special black hand team, would you be able to take care of him?
Tratos: i certainly would, as long as i receive my part.
Kane: Earth? sure, you can have it, ive found a nice planet to continue my plans for divination, of which you are the perfect example.
Tratos: perfect, now Kane, my friend, would you please leave now? ive got important things to discuss with my fellow "examples".
Kane: Of course, i have things to myself too... _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. QUICK_EDIT
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