at the moment Flynn is wreaking havoc to Nod's base, Yuri is moving towards GDI base
Yuri: Now, slave, answer to me. Slave? *tries to get connection to the GDI commando* hmm...I think, I think my slave has left out of the game. Too bad, now I must play it my self. *walks right next to GDI base's gates*
Guard: hey you! stop! Identify yourself!
Yuri: Don't you recognize your master? Yuri? I'll teach you to honour me! *Brainwashes all guards*
Guards: Glaagh...*drools*...yes master?
Yuri: Destroy this base. Kill everyone.
Guards: yes master...
*the guards are shooting the gate while Yuri mindcontrolls more units*
Yuri: I think I need my Mastermind now, time to chronosift one here, now. *plucks some buttons in his wristcomputer, and in 5 seconds, a mastermind appears*
Yuri: good, good. Mastermind, go and...take some volunteers for your experiments.
Mastermind: let's make some friends. *drives to the GDI base* _________________ QUICK_EDIT
[natasha the supreme nod officer ] repair nearly complete ...now hold still a mo zzzzzap zzzzap ahh finshed .... mcneal the cycborg commando welcome to nod my pet..:laughing: oh and don't worry your gun is queit useless now thanks to me and don't worry your queit safe here in my under ground base... you must like being part of kanes vision soon kane will rule again and you my pet are mine....
* sits on the cycborg feeling his metal chest*
[rougue cycborg commando] i'll never join your evil cult i killed kane hes dead
[natasha the supreme nod officer ] don't be so sure my pet we planed this for a long time kane wanted me to keep you busy.i made many clones of my self in case you tryed to kill me also a little friend is coming to..(pause)....shall we say change your mind he will be here soon you will see kanes vision you will forget about the pathic Gee dee i *strokes his metal face*
[stealth soldier guard] wispers to the cycborg commando you see we have ways of changing your mind you will become our brother and you will bow to kane as your leader ..
[rougue cycborg commando] no you sick bastards i'll never bow to that freak show
[natasha the supreme nod officer ] awww you really think your pathic friends can save you now what a joke :evil laugh: *touches his face*
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*at the underground base, the giant door opens, and Yuri steps in*
Cyborg commando: and who are you? some more of Kane's tricks?
Yuri: hmph, no tricks my friend. Soon the master of you.
You see, I'm given the ability to control minds, and I preciate that. Soon, you'll be my next volunteer.
Commando: ? not in my damn world! *points Yuri with his plasma cannon*
*Yuri snaps his fingers together, and a visceroid appears*
Yuri: welcome, my dear friend GUFU! [Oh no! GUFU has turned into a visceroid that is controlled by Yuri!]
GUFU the visceroid: DUNK!
Commando: sh*t! _________________ QUICK_EDIT
'So, ya think you can come in here & ztype with GDI, eh, commie?'
*shoots him in the chest multiple times*
*goes back in time to the moment before Yuri appears, a foot away from where he spawns*
*shoots him when he spawns*
'That'll learn ya. Commie.'
(In other words, Yuri was fragged on spawn, and none of this Yuri in 2035 bullshit happened)
*walks over to the power plants near Yuri's body, walks inside the Advanced Power Plant, kills the crew, puts a pair of timed C4 on the MCT, walks out, and laughs crazily as the APP blows up*
'That'll learn ya.' _________________ "Banned" RP here QUICK_EDIT
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject:
Flynn: "forgotten again, oh why is this world so cruel?"
*finds yuris body*
*body starts to move*
Yuri: "im alive!!!! be mine, Flynn Taggart!"
*tries to mind controll*
Flynn: "first of all, im to stupid to be mind controlled, second of all i lived trough 4 episodes of hell (ultimate doom) trying to fu<k with my brain so i got immune to it. .... .... hey, howdya know my last name?"
Yuri: "i liked your book ^^"
Flynn: "like i would ever sell you one"
Yuri: "it was even signed"
Flynn: "what!!! die bastard"
*fires last round in his face*
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Your planet is not showing the required slave signals for all Hierarchy slave planets. At this present time, a fleet of Dreadnoughts is approaching your position, and you will be punished for your insolence. Your species has shown freedom. This cannot be tolerated. Immediately you must adhere to our slave laws. We have seen planets on fire, pestilence born on solar winds. In time, you will regard this as a blessing. You will hate us now, but in the future you will come to love us. _________________ QUICK_EDIT
*escapes from prison, shoots Nod officer attempting to prevent them from escaping*
*sees Yuri*
Tyler: 'Aww fu<k. I thought I killed that bastard.'
*shoots him repeatedly in the chest*
*walks away, with Vince & Flynn following him*
*Google bites Yuri in the balls*
Yuri: 'Hey, look, Porn!'
*shoots Yuri another half dozen times*
Tyler: 'What the ztype was that?'
Vince: 'I dunno. Lets get outta here.'
Tyler: 'Agreed.'
*exits building, to an abandoned GDI TD base*
Tyler: 'What the..?'
Vince: 'Hey, a Humvee!'
'Still works!'
Tyler: 'You see, what I see?'
Vince: 'I dunno, what'da see?'
Tyler: 'An old GDI M1.'
Vince: 'Woot.'
*all three start running for the tank*
Tyler: 'I call gunner!'
Back at the base, with Tyler the gunner, Vince the driver and Flynn the.. passenger..
(Renegade-Style!)
Vince: 'Lasers! Take them out!'
*Tyler blows the turret off one before it manages to swing around, and Flynn destroys the other with a Rocket launcher he found* _________________ "Banned" RP here QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:14 am Post subject:
After scaring flynn off, the aftermath tanks fell back with the rest of the team. Flynn cloaked himself and ran. Heat sensors read him fleeing south, back to the base... Poor bastard didn't know that it had been taken back. Niether did the incoming assault force.
[Nod Commander]: SH*T! *picks up radio* HQ, this is Silverwing squadron, We've got two the soldiers to the evac site, but we've only got two Aftermaths left. We managed to recover some old Mammoth tanks, but Sattelite Intel reports a Mark 2 on its way. ETA 30 minutes.
[HQ]: We've noticed, Silverwing. Full scale air assaults are standing by. I've you'll look to the northeast bearing 035, you should see some reinforcements.
*to the northeast, several Skeleton tanks (twin barreled; Tiberium Enhanced; Skeleton [unarmoured] chassis design) are rolling in at high speed, along with a variety of other NOD Assault craft.*
[Nod Commander]: I see 'em, HQ. Thanks for the assistance!
[Reinforcement & Rescue Team]: This is R.R.T. 013. Silverwing, do you read.
[Nod Commander]: Loud and clear. Here's the lowdown. We've lost 75% of our assault team, and we've got GDI on our asses. SatIntel confirms a Mark 2. We're going to need air support. HQ's got a strike wing ready.
[R.R.T. 013]: Alright. In case you didn't notice, we've got an MWF.
*Commander Wolfe looks through his binoculars and sees the top of the Fist of Nod rumbling along beside a couple of Tic Tanks and an Assault Buggy.*
[Nod Commander]: I'll call in the Airstrike to soften up our attackers. I want a sniper team on the ridge to the south. We'll take down the dudes inside the lighter craft. Aftermath team, Fall back to the evac site. Protect it at All Costs.
*loud whistle followed quickly by a massive explosion. An assault buggy is trashed*
[Nod Commander]: SHIT!! Artillery!! Aftermath Team, New orders! Deal with the Juggernaut! NOW!
[Aftermath Team]: *deep voice* They're toast.
*The two remaining Aftermath Tanks and some Rocket Buggies (different from assault buggies), and a Tic Tank started up. The lighter craft took off at high speed, weaving and swaying to avoid any more artillery damage, and the aftermaths rumbled behind on a striaghter, considerably slower course. The armour on the Aftermath Tanks could easily defend against a single Juggernaut. The main problem was the chance that they may not make it back in time to defend the evac site before the GDI Attack team caught up. Time to speed things up. The tanks OC'd their reactors, and nearly doubled their speed, but at a higher fuel cost. As they exited a patch of trees, they could see the single Juggernaut escorted by two wolverines.*
[Aftermath Commander]: Alright. Target the Juggernaut. The other two aren't a priority.
*Just as he said that, piffs of dirt were seen flying up all around the Juggernaut. Right above the Aftermath Assault team flew the NOD Air Defense Team. A Harpy was firing on the Juggernaut. It had been retrofitted with newer machine guns and some rocket pods. It fired several 2.5 inch rockets at the jugger's support 'legs'. The squealing rockets smashed into the joints of the Juggernaut, causing the top to come crashing to the ground.*
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[Cyborg commando] looks like your in trouble my friends have come :laughs: .....
[natasha the supreme nod officer ] *walks to the radio and picks it up* whats going on commander whats your troops doing out of the base ....report
[psy trooper] master what did they do to you ...i will fix you up *drags yuri's half dead body to a med room* _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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[to make some things clear: Kyler went back in time, and killed the Yuri clone that went to the GDI base. But another clone had went to a Nod's underground base earlier, and Kyler didn't know that]
*at the underground base's medical room*
Yuri: aarh...what...what are you doing?
Psitroop: fixing you up?
Yuri: you fool! you don't need to! look at this *shows a hologram video tape*
9999 of Yuri clones (I'm a clone too) will arrive in 5 minutes, and master Yuri himself, is talking with Kane right now at the pyramid of Nod. Soon he'll mind controll Kane, and we can use Kane as our asset to the conquering of Eath!
so there's no need to cure me, instead of that, go and mind control that idiot Cyborg!
Psitroop: but, but...I LOVE YOU!
Yuri: got to go back in time, got to go back in time, got to go back in time... _________________ QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Location: In ur BIOS, Steeln ur Megahurtz!
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:20 am Post subject:
Vince: "lets go, we still need to find the CyCom"
Tyler: "the WTF?"
vince: "cyborg commando, you n00b"
Tyler: "oh, ok"
...
...
vince: "Ouch! my foot "
Flynn: "whazzup?"
Vince: "i hit my foot [content edited]"
Flynn: "i see"
Vince: "wait, you guys see that?" * points at strangely shaped rock*
Tyler: "whats with that?"
Vince: "look closer"
Flynn: "i see"
Tyler: "... deja vu"
*tyler finally notices its a hatch*
Tyler: "what does a hatch do in the middle of nowhere ...?"
Vince: "who cares, lets go in"
*opens hatch and enters*
Tyler: "looks like some kind of scientific facility"
Vince and Flynn: "DUH!"
Tyler: "..."
they walk to the end of a long hall and find themselves a big door with a NOD logo on it.
Tyler: *shoots door with pulse rifle*
Vince: *shoots door with Flynns railgun*
door still stands and is even undamaged...
Flynn: *kicks the door*
*door opens*
Flynn: "w00t"
Vince and Tyler: "..."
Flynn: "..."
In front of them was their primary objective.
Vince walked up to the Cycom and noticed it was mcNeil
Vince: "you switched sides?"*cough-coward*cough*
Tyler: "guess it's more like mcChicken then (refers to mcdonalds chicken burger)"
Flynn/Vince: *rofl*
CyberMcNeil: "very funny, could you please help me out of this suit?"
Vince: "youre a cyborg, that means this isnt just a suit, it is you..."
CyberMcNeil: "nah, those NOD bastards are cheaters, its just a power suit."
Vince/Tyler/Flynn: "..." *sigh*
Vince: "lets get him out of the suit anyway"
*lift McNeil out of suit*
Flynn: "neat stuff man, does the gun work?"
McNeil: "nope, they disabled it"
*BOOM*
Vince: "you call tht disabled?! it almost blasted my ear off!"
McNeil: "what'd you do"
Vince: "reconnected the powercable -.-. with some luck i might be able to connect the railgun too"
Flynn: "not my railgun!!!"
Vince: "and what if we let you in it"
Flynn: "you mean put me in the suit in control of the 2 most powerful weapons in the world?"
Vince: "yup"
Flynn: "w00t!"
Tyler/Mcneil/Vince: *sigh*
[to be continued...] _________________ Please, read the signature rules of the forum. Last edited by ChielScape on Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:52 pm; edited 1 time in total QUICK_EDIT
note: for chielscape
chielscape edit the top line it will kill the story if you don't you can't kill the pyc trooper don't worry i got plans for her just don't kill her yet you will need her later.
"Note: the below objectives cannot be changed"
back to story
[eva] new mission objective find natasha capture her and find a transport
get mcneal and natasha to the dropzone..(2sec later)...scaning exits...(2sec later)......use the rear exit to leave for the dropzone.Look for a 5 seater harpy it is stationed in lot 5 heipad 2 it will take you to a remote island where an old gdi base was stationed there beaware nod forces will be at the gdi base dropzone engange and destory.
[eva] escape building before reforments arrive
[eva] Warning tiberain lifeforms detected
[eva] "hint" put mcneal in the suit on this mission to avoid life forms from killing the objective he must live
[eva] stealth is key use it
[eva] timmer started
[eva] 4:00:00 hours remaining
[eva] timer will stop when you reach the harpy
*will active as soon as they reach the island nobody knows the below objective yet*
[eva] the dropship on the island is is in the old nod base 22 miles from you current dropzone use the gdi mammoth tank to tansport you there _________________ Link to a document to see what mods i have and/or working on or working with
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[quote=""dubzac]note: for chielscape
chielscape edit the top line it will kill the story if you don't you can't kill the pyc trooper don't worry i got plans for her just don't kill her yet you will need her later. [/quote]
she was a he, that was the point, why can't he be killed?
*Vince, Tyler, and the Ultimate-Power-FLynn kept walking on a strange hall, which looked like it moved*
Vince: shit! I'm scared, what if there are visceroids?
Tyler:...no, there won't be, and if there will, Flynn will blow them up with his new "abilities"...right Flynn? *looks at flynn*
Flynn: *looking his new suit* yes....what did you say?
Tyler: *sigh*
Vince: Aaargh! a visceroid! strange...it looks like gufu...
Tyler: it is gufu! he has turned into a visceroid!
gufu: DUNK! DUNK DUNK!
Vince and Tyler: It's gonna eat us! Flynn! blow him up! now!
Flynn: yea yea...take this you slimeball *accidently switches the railgun from "Normal" to "Über blow", and shoots. It kicks so much that Flynn flies to the wall and causes a hole in it*
Flynn: oorgh...guys...guys? where are you? *sees a huge hole in the floor* Noo!!! I must save them!!! _________________ QUICK_EDIT
*After walking trouhgt a dark tunnel guided by a happy Psitroop, they found themselves from a redish giantic room, and see a stranger thing in the middle*
Flynn: I want to touch it!
Vince: *crabs F's hand* don't, we don't know what it is. Hey you, happy Psitroop? you told us you'd show the way out. I don't see any exit here!
Psitroop: *happy voice* oh, but you see, there is an exit, look at the middle. That's called the chronosphere. It's an old forgotten technology, that only Kane, and other high-ranking Nod forces are aware about. I've only hear them talk about this, nothing more. It's a device that can travel trough time. I suggest you use it to get bakc in time, and prevent this all.
Tyler: and why do you tell us all this? You're at Nod's side!
Psitroop: because...*very happy voice* I LOVE YOU GUYS *tries to hug them*
Tyler: get in the device, quick, before he gets here!
*they managed to leave just in time*
Vince: now what?
to be continued.... _________________ QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Location: In ur BIOS, Steeln ur Megahurtz!
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:25 pm Post subject:
F: "YAAAY im in a harpy ^^"
Mc/V/T: "..."
F: "but why do i have to carry this unconscious biatch around?"
Mc: "cuz u are the strongest, wearing that suit and all"
F: "like i wouldnt be out of the suit -.-"
V: "no..."
T: "shut up guys, we're there"
N: *wakes up* "huh, where?"
F: "the mammoth to take us to an old NOD base"
N: "NOD? wahts NOD?"
T: "vince, you hit her too hard!"
V: "would it help if i said sorry? teehee"
Mc: "shut it and get in the tank"
*all enter tank* *hatch closes*
F: "wheee! im in a mammoth"
T: "and what's so good 'bout that?"
F: "has 2 cannons, and chielscape modified it to have a wolverine machine gun ^^" (refers to my changes in rules.ini in TS -almost no air targets in singleplayer so machineguns were more useful-)
Mc: "cant remember machineguns on a mammoth"
F: "well, chielscape put em on, you didnt"
V: "who the f*** is chielscape?"
F: "i dont know actually, who cares anyway"
T: "i dont want to interrupt, but radar show something big coming this way......................"
*scrin mothership opens large baydoors*
*cannons come out*
F: "^^"
Mc/T/V: "uh-oh"
*cannons fire big amount of plasma*
T: "they fired!!!!!"
*plasma almost reached tank*
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Everyone: No were doomed
*plasma almost there*
T: I have a important thing to tell you
F:What?
T:I'm your father
F:NOOOOOOOOO
EVA: Anti plasma shield activated
T:WTF _________________ QUICK_EDIT
Vince: it what?!
*the plasma hits the mammoth's shield, and the mammoth shakes a litlle*
Flynn: is...everyone OK?
Tyler: no, I'm not...you told me you were our father? how? and, are Vince and me brothers? omg!
Vince: at least I don't look like you...
T: what was that supposed to mean?
V: nothing... *laughs*
F: stop my sons, I'm from past, when I worked for Allies, I used the chronosphere to see what I am in future, but I see I'm dead
T&V: oh dad *family hug!* _________________ QUICK_EDIT
Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Location: Star Kingdom of Manticore
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject:
[EVA]: Warning! Inbound Asteroid! End of earth's life as we know it predicted. Cabal?
[Cabal]: What?
[EVA]: . . . I love you.
[Cabal]: . . . I love you too.
*wierd AI sex sounds*
*asteroid slams into Washington DC, and the world blows up* _________________ "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there." -Adam Young QUICK_EDIT
Mcneil: "OK, cut the crap guys, lets find a new homeplanet"
Flynn: "OH, I GOT AN IDEA!!!^^"
Natasha: "like?"
Tyler: "lemme guess... Mars?"
Flynn: "how'dya know?"
Vince: "cuz ya always refer to DooM"
Flynn: "ohyea"
Natasha: "he does?"
Flynn: "i guess..."
Natasha: "wow, i think i love you"
Vince: "OMG, not another one. knowing about EVA and Cabal was shocking enough"
Natasha: *cries* "dont make fun of me"
Tyler: "ah, shut the hell up, biatch"
Flynn: "dont say such thing to your mothe..... oops"
All (except Flynn of course): "OMGWTF!!!"
Flynn: "i guess ive said to much... Anyway, Natasha, I love you too, lets have Tyler and Vince"
T/V: "dont talk about us like that plz, im gonna puke for Christ's sake"
*Flynn and Natasha leave the mammoth tank, that mysteriously landed on Mars and [sensure] in an abandoned UAC complex (UAC=Union Aerospace Corp. - from DooM)*
*old demon gate opens and sucks up Flynn*
Tyler: "oh man, i really hope he fights his way back here fast"
Vince: "why, he was a n00b"
Tyler: "yea, but if he doesnt, that means we're twins...."
Vince: "and whats that supposed to mean?" *suspicious glare*
Tyler: "nothing..."
McNeil: "sorry to interrupt you, but we'd better follow Flynn into that gate or you guys really might be twins"
*Tyler and Vince already packed up their stuff and were waiting at the gate as soon as Mc said this*
Tyler: "well, here goes nothing" *jumps in*
McNeil: "please God, dont let me die yet!" *is pushed in by Vince*
Vince: *jumps in* "Wheeeeeee!!"
Natasha: "..." *walks trough*
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Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Location: Flying into hostile territory
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject:
*ORCACommander activates Meteor defence system on the moon* *giant metaor blows Up Like in Starship Troopers* *meenwhile Battle still rages at nod base and surrounding area
*Philidelphia General* I am sending in Dropship Reinforcements and Drop pods make good use of them boys.
*all GDI units cheer*
*ORCACommander* This is ORCACommander do you boys need any airstrikes my finger is itchen for for some action. And EVA when your Having S3x with cabal can you at least mute it It is disgusting. *puts Key in the Ignition of his choice fighter*
*GDI Oficer in the field* we need A MAmmy MKll! where the hell is it! we need one now!! *nod closes in on his position with APOCS artilary and buggies not to mention a legion of infantry.
*base* Sorry request denied not enough credits.
*GDI Oficer* Shit!!!
*ORCACommander* Well looks Like I'll join the party afterall. I'm comen to your rescue.
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[gdi officer] get in the mammoth mk ll Now they need reforcements your it
[dubzac] but sir we just finshed a mission 3 hours ago
[gdi officer] get in there *pushes dubzac in and closes the hatch*
*dubzac and his elite mammoth mk ll board the dropship and so do four titans*
*all drop pods are now lauched*
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:33 am Post subject:
*ORCACommander* *swoops down and blow's gufu's ass to peices using machine guns and hellfire missiles* hahaha that was easy * plasma flies by cockpit* oh shit more Banshees this is my birthday party all over again.
*gufu* gagagagaghgshhsh.!!!!!!
*DS Pilot* ETA to drop point 3 minutes and closing....
*More Drop Pods land*
*noddie* we need some paratrooper reinforcements we're about to be over run.
*Noty noddie* requesting artilary fire support on vector 2 3 0
*artilary unit* all arties depoy.... firing....
*artilary goes off in distance*
*EVA* Cabal that was great oh wait I meen Tiberium Lifeforms dettected coming from all sides
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2 min. later
*EVA* Ion Storm Storm Aproaching Estamated time to Arival 3 min. and decreeesing. Cabal lets do that again...
*GDI soilder 1* I think I'm gonna puke
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Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Location: Flying into hostile territory
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:36 am Post subject:
*GDI Soilder 1* *pukes all over face visor* oh gross I can't see a thing... *walks into the nod bases Tiberium patch and mutates into an Overly friendly[see the true vicoriod poll] GDI afilaited vicoriod.*
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*in hell*
*Hell March 1 and Hell March 2 start playing in an endless loop one right after the other*
*Tyler* whats that song?
*vince* Nice its Hell March1 !
*flynn* kind of fitting don't you think?
*McNeil* Very.
*Hell March 2 starts playing*
*tyler* Nice both of them YAY!
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[dubzac58] lets kick some nods butt ohh look is the black hand this is going to be fun
radio *gdi elite welcome your just in time were ...*
To be contuined....
...not to do with the story
Note to orca commander
ok orca commander just once ok..other wise the posts get too long an no_one else can post stuff so only once im allowing.
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[titan 1] our boss is gone for the time being so we hold the base ..i hope they come back in time for us before were overrun
[harvestor] theres not much tiberain here its spawning to slowly...we will get 8000 credits after that we can do we can't do anything untill some more spawn
i know you boys are not doing good on the front lines but thats all we can get for now.
[titan 2] i will look for more tiberain for you
*titan 2 looks for more tiberain*
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Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Location: Tiberium Research Center N27
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject:
*gufu's pices are growing into large visceroids and begin slaughter*
Gufu's:Blatrjdsg
Titan pilots:WTF?
*One of the try's to squiash visceroid and stomp on it.... yt visceroid made a hole in his leg and have eaten the pilot. Visceroid moves around the pilots seat hiting buttons which begin random shooting and hitting 25 stealth tanks qho tryed to atack titans!* _________________ DUNK! QUICK_EDIT
The GUFU visceroids hit a button that makes the titan walk back too base
once there the torso explodes leaving the GUFU visceroids to wreak havoc ont the GDI base
*writer thinks to self "GUFU visceroids, I should try to make that a skin for the visceroids in Renegade...Nah, im too lazy."anyway...*
about an hour later, the GDI base is destroyed but the base commander hid underground in an an abandoned bomb shelter and called for reinforcements.
on the way the reinforcements find a TD adv. Comm center and thought hey the new IonCannon takes too long to recharge lets use the old one.
captures the ACC with an engineer and continues along.
as the reinforcements begin to arrive the GUFU visceroids merge and become one huge super GUFU visceroid WTF man!? We just spent like hours walking and NOW THERES A HUGE VISCEROID HERE! F*$% THIS S%IT IM LEAVING!Wait, is That GUFU!? Super GUFU Visceroid Slides over and eats the whiner of a soldier and throws the reinforcements into chaos.
The GDI officer remembers the ACC and punches in the coordinates of the SGV and fires the IC. [ACC Remote]#Please input password# uh...*types in "DIE NODDIE SCUM"*
[ACC Remote]#acces denied##Please input password#hmm..*TYPES in "GIVE ME MY DOGHNUT"*#acces granted Fireing Ion Cannon#
GDI officer thinks to himself{Damn, that base commander must have been one fat motherf%&$^#}
The IC hits the SGV and it exploed into millions of tiny tiberium crystalls(and parts of GUFU's body) QUICK_EDIT
*View shifts to what remains of a old Russian base, expertly maintained however, thats got a..Retro Red Alert 1 feeling to it...*
Trevlinsky> * In his Greatcoat, soviet boots, uniform under ze coat * Comrades! We will finally rise again..and smash Nod in the balls with the great hammer and sickle!
Troops> *Insert cheering here*
Trevlinsky> Nows lets get in our T-90s, 80s, and 75s, and wreck some Chaos on Nod's European bases!!
Troops> *Cheers, Russians getting in thy tanks, and firring them up...Random ol' Russian Hinds, expertly taken care of over the years, taking off and heading west for a poor, isolated Nod Base...MiG-31s loaded up with their FAB-4000 Bombs headed west along with...Two Tus following suit with their Iron bombs...and a Badger...Following with the Parabombs for kicks...The Hind-Es ( I think it was designated ) laying down massive radar jamming on their way to the base...*
Random Announcer> With the Russians jumping into the fray...Who shall win? Gufu? ( Hell no ), or some other lucky person? Tune in when Von decides to post again!
*To Be Continued...* _________________ ... QUICK_EDIT
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"the scrin ship is now destroyed"
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